h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the cat sat on the mat and wondered where it was at.
the dog sank in the bog and said hello to a frog.

there we go. nothing says anything nasty or good about anyone. it's just incidental. i'm odd. veeery odd.
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*giggles*

And the feline felt fine when it went to dine.
While the canine was in decline after meeting the porcupine.

Arrrgggghhhh. I think I'm getting soft.

Aw, poor you

*strokes the ickle doggy woggy woo...*
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*Tries to appear tough and gruff while not letting on that he is enjoying the attention.*

*gives BBW a scratch under the chin*

awwww! inne cute??
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I have it on good authority that Big Bad Werewolf is really a fluffy poodle in Toronto that goes by the name of Precious .

So then, it should be
"Inne Precious?"

Hey! You're confusing me with Garius Lupus. HE'S the poodle.

*Leans into the scratching*

*scratches a bit harder*

There's a good doggy

*opens cupboard*

*gives BBW a treat*

To be a Dog is what I seek. to be a cat is surely weak. For if a bum should try to steal. my waiting Heathen shall ponce and kill.
For those of y'all allied with cat. Tremble with fear The KID is back. ARG

*Wolfs down the treat and applauds the Kid.*

Bravo, bravo!

You may be poodle or Irish Setter,
But being a cat is surely better.
It is not strength but guile we use
And when crossing swords you'll always lose.
Take my advise; leave while you can
For we'll always triumph 'gainst dog or man

But while a Dog will fetch your vittles All a cat good for is to twiddle.
The Aussie Shepard KID

No twist of the verb, No flex of the noun, Nary a word could be found. Here kitty kitty kitty.
TheKID