h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To play your game
Would make me insane
To fetch that stick
Again and again...

Press the pretty button,deary
Don't be shy and don't be weary.
It looks so good, it smells like mutton,
(If she licks it, then she'll press the button)
Look, it's moving! See it bounce?
(She'll press it if she tries to pounce)
It's irresistable,ain't it,Kitty?
(She's stubborn though, more's the pity.)

Though that button looks very sweet
Mutton isn't what I like to eat.
And though it seems to move about
I'll not jump, have no doubt.
Yet stubborn though I seem to be
It may be possible to persuade me
But only if you manage it right
And then, and only then I might

She gives us hope, the little tease,
then says no, nice as you please.
But, for punishment, I'm a glutton...
Go on, Sergent, push the button.

I will not at this moment in time,
Not even as a silent mime.
But one day, perhaps, mayhap, maybe,
I will press it, then you'll see

i don't think i've pressed the button yet
why you want us to do it is what i don't get
if i have indeed pressed the horrible thing
tell me quickly so my neck i can wring

^. .^
= ' =

Ah, Clelba, what you say is true,
The button hasn't been pushed by you.
But should you push it, as Sarge will do,
important information will be shown to you.

So go ahead and show the sarge.
Push it first, go take charge.
Many cats have done it before,
so what's the harm in a couple more?

those pesky dogs they think we're daft
they will see cats get the last laff

we will unravel all their plans yet
then we'll see what traps doggies set

these crafty buttons wont catch us
your too keen so we're suspicious

jus relax and accept your fate
cats will rule, dogs are too late!

>^..^<

i doubt much will happen
if we press the button
but the dogs shouldn't threaten
any poor kitten
^. .^
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Catish stew, all in Goo. Boy l really love Royal Blue

So not that we have your Leader in Out mits. So what is the plan that you will come forts wits.
hahahahahahahahaaah
The ACF
PS You know l will find out. SPEC OPS RECON! OOHH RAAA.

R in place of T in in Ou Dang thinks are besides one another.
Dag Nab It

i find the Kid most confuzzling,
he talks in a way
that leaves me puzzlin

i think he thinks he has us beat,
but he will soon learn
cats land on their feet

...always

>^..^<

Go to the 'join the pack thread' on the dog house page

*sleeps*
^. .^
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Ah to sleep, perchance to dream...

Lost the twist of the verb. How Observe. l thought this was rhyme time.

Ever seen a Aussie Shepard Heeler. They are an agile sort. Ya have to land on your feet. Hit the Ground Runnin. Cats that is.
l'll shall share no rhyme befor it's time. Saying with thread and all

i can't be bothered to poetise
^. .^
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