h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, well. You forgot the Dragonhouse as a enemy but we've been quite so long its understandable. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but *points*

*at giant army of zerg, acronyms and other strange stuff*

Nice to have some action for a change...

[LWwhim: set up spamapaults]
[EMwhim: feed Hunter killer]
[FFSTwhim: fly around and emit odors]
[zergwhim: ignore me because i don't control you]

Hope you didn't expect a quite day.

Lord Draco

Hello... and welcome to you being invaded.
Oh by the way: i used to be Philosopher.

I got bored and decided to raise a army of evil to take over the world or h2g2 whichever came first. The doghouse is just our present target...

Hoards of zergling swarm over the landscape distroying all that they find in there path...The sky goes pitch black as the fury that is the swarm flys overhead...

Three Fleets of Protoss Carriers Fly overhead with their total compliment of 288 intercepters courtesy of the PAZA(Protoss And Zerg Alliance) High Command.

Also Present is the re-encarnated form of the Assemilated Archon, Death Bringer.

For info on all of these units...(well almost all of them...)go to
http://www.blizzard.com/starcraft/

Also present is my battlefeild commander, Hunter Killer, he's a Hydralisk.[I felt it more fair if He be there instead of me since I'm immortal...he isn't though...

SuperMoo marches his great cow army along...as well as the great numbers of EVILMINIONS and LARDWARRIARS

[EMwhim:set up trebuchettes]
[EMwhim:load trebuchettes with spam]
[EMwhim:launch trebuchettes]

At this order the now airborne spam flyes down upon the dog house...

whoops...yes I said whoops...out his Gouss Ion Cannon...

I'm not immortal either... I'm just very good at not dying.
Anyway: [LWwhim: load EM into spamapault and lauch them at doghouse walls (assuming the doghouse is indeed a house)]
[FFSTwhim: dump "mud" on anyone stupid enough to be under a flying flaming septic tank.

"1,2,3,4,5. Thats the combination an idiot would have on his luggage"
"Whats the combination?"
"1,2,3,4,5"
"Amazing! Thats the same combination I have on my luggage!"

twiddling thumbs waiting for Red Dog to come out and "play in the 'mud'"

remembers he forgot to remove his butplug from their previous gasious adventure...does so...fings it ye distance away...fires Gouss Ion Cannon at it...kerblamity...a smoking crater is left where thare was once a butplug...

Do I want to ask?

I don't know, do you?

Read the back log on our invasion of MotMV...it'll tell you something or another...also it's kinda amusing...

Where beith the dogs, meith wonderith?

Methinks they arn't here right now.

When are the Dog's going to come out and play in the 'mud'...?

Knowing full well that Red Dog is online now...decides to deface Red Dog property...acording to the dog rules...

Draws the "KILROY WAS HERE" picture...then decides to draw one of those go to page so and so mazes that you always find in those text books...

Gets a creative urg and starts doodling the calvin [from calvin and hobbes] peeing on the car logo logo only that instead of the car logo there is a dog...

another creative urg shows up and he writes:
Red Dog more than likely urinated here

Oh and for the enemy list my name is SuperMoo (Grand Duke of The Cows)...don't forget to capitalize the 'm' and don't forget the title either...

I don't care if you put my title i just want my name on the enemy list right so I can be lynched correctly.

Hey EvilClaw...why don't you leave your mark while we're waiting for Red Dog to arrive...

Also you can go ahead and create the account...

EvilClaw writes on wall: "Red Dog is a chihuahua"
and also: "Whats a matter: cats got your tongue"

Bugger, the account.

*the Front Door of the Dog House opens*

Hello everyone, welcome to the Dog House. Now don't stand out there in the cold, you'll catch a chill and that wouldn't do would it.

Come in, come in - don't be tardy, I know we haven't had visitors for ages since we saw the cats off but that's no excuse for poor hospitality on my part.

So don't be polite, come right in and make yourself comfortable. You can put all that evil looking weaponry in the hatstand in the lobby and I'll have the staff make us all some .

Jolly decent of you all to pop round

Splendid !

..... Yes well... (Hmmm... how to go about this) Ummmm... You see... oh bloody...