h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*giggles at red dog's soeasilyamused pun*

*snickers diabolically*

*maniacal giggles*

sea, do come in. Have you come to present your credentials, you are after all the current title holder and have an enviable track record. Why I do believe you have kidnapped one of my Red Dog clones in another thread - No 4 I think. Surely not an attempt to influence our voting eh ?

ranking cats ummmm

let me see

*scratches chin*

*giggles*

This is fun

I vote for Clelba (no offence sea, but you can't keep that title forever)


Dancer (waits to see if it will pass quietly)

*taps Dancer softly on one shoulder*

Ahem - come along quietly now Sir and don`t make a fuss, there`s a good Cat.

*giggles*

Nice try, Dancer

I vote for Sergeant Mushroom. She's evil, evil, evil and deserves to be the Most Wanted Cat.



The Sergeant Mushroom Song (Sung to Auld Lang Syne)

When doggies whine and cringe about
and woof in whispered barks
You'll probably find they're talking 'bout
the one and only Sarge

If a dog gets crushed, or shot or hurt
or sliced or diced or charred
You will find the handiwork
of the one and only Sarge

What about the mess Clipboard made of the front lawn?
Or the mess Dancer made of Red Dog's U Page? Or the awful thing that sea did to my comemorative statue, or when Saturn Girl dribbled me!
I tell you, allllll cats are evil!
(Nice song, btw)

*admiringly*

Busterbone old boy, song brought a tear to my eye, what ! Simply splendid.

Ah.

*keeping a weather-beaten eye on things*

The song has swayed me! My vote goes to the Sarge.

sergeant

*Saturn Girl slips in, gives busterbone's bully a rub, and whispers of hand cuffs, and leather *

Only a couple mentions of such a knock out as myself? *shakes head* Sheesh, and my interigation meathods are to dye for, or drool over as the case may be....

*hands out kisses, and vague promisses to all dogs interested in voting for me as no. 1*

Sorry, it doesn't do a thing for me.
We will not be swayed by such base attempts at bribery! *look at the male dogs.*

Hmmmmmm ?

oh, is THAT how one gets to be #1?

i don't need to campaign. i feel my felinity speaks for itself. if i'm #1, i'm #1.

I'm just looking for a space on the top 5. Dcouldn't you count Sgt and Cleo as 1 character? Or Maybe have :

1. soeasilyamused
2. Dragonfly
3. Clelba
4. Sgt Mushroom and Cleo
5. Cat Clipboard and The CR Atmos.

Just a possibillity.

I gotta say they're all pretty rank!

1. Sarge and Cleo
2. Clipboard and CR Atmos
3. Saturn Girl
4. sea

This seems fair to me. Sarg has her own Squad, and Clipboard's evil killer pill bug is camped at the Dog House. It seems a tie between them, so I put down Ladies, first. Saturn Girl's cleverness and sea's diabolical stratagies make them equally dangerous and EVIL (!!!), but sea went first last year, so I listed Saturn Girl first this year.