h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was your turn.

Fine.

*throws a tomato*

*Moves slightly to the side avoiding the incomeing fruit and returns fire with an unidentified flying pastery*

*dodges the pastery and throws his keys*

*catches the keys, twriling them around on his finger a bit and returns fire with them*

*Dodges keys. Goes and gets a fire extinguisher. Puts out fire and puts keys back in pocket.*

Now lets see . . .

*throws some blog from previous fight*

*kicks open yet another hole in Saturns rings (I keep this up there won't be any left) propelling several rocks towards ben, a small portion of which intercept the blog.*

*Hides in a crater on one of the asteroids until the rocks have gone past. Then gets out and throws the asteroid.*

*scoops up some gasses from the planet, compresses them into a bat, and hits the crater back at Ben*

*Puts on giant baseball glove and catches the asteroid. The asteroid shatters and rocks fly in every direction (but not towards Ben)*

I thinks godben won that does anyone want to fight me

Saturn Girl imports her mortal man servants, decked out in skin tight space suits, and has them clean the place up for the mess of the last two battles. She then reclines on the rings and sun bathes.