h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My point exactly. Apollo needs a big wardrobe to cover up the whale blubber

*Whales around the world rejoice at the compliment*

And everyone else laughs at the over-egocentrics!

Hey, we all have our talents....
mine is pretending to be egotistical

and I'm really good at it

Pretending? *shakes head* Whatever you want to say Golden Thighs. I think it takes quite an ego to get so many ex girlfriends... and quite a bit of truth to justify said ego to keep them from lynching you.

What is this? the Bash on the Sun God forum???

Now, now, calm down... another round of cosmicpolitans?

All I said was you had to have something to justify that ego of your's... at least that's what I ment to say... sometimes words just don't cooperate you know. Do all sorts of weird things once they've been typed.

Caper Plip seems to -=mistakenly=- think that you're a big b****r with all this extra fat, and well, poor girl doesn't seem to be thinking straight if she really believes this.

I on the other hand do believe that while your ego is huge, and does require some matience to keep it down small enough to not toss everyone else out of the universe due to a lack of room, you do have some traights that justify having a big ego. Just don't let it go to your head, or this will become to bash the sun god forum!

You love me don't you

I'm only joking, Apollo

Check out my new creation! (unrelated to Olympus )

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A624322

I think the Grand Opening shall be... NOW!

*One of Saturn Girl's mortal man servants runs across the stadium with nothing on but a sign on his back that says "Three Cheers for a Goddess called Ben!" He disapears out of the stadium with fox whistles coming from many of the ladies in the stands*

* The goddess called Ben, manifests as the crone, and cackles the dirtiest cackle in creation *

Now, the trick is to bring him running back, Saturn Girl

Are you back Ben? If so, I hope you had a nice trip! If not, I hope you are having a nice trip!

*Caper Plip swigs from a bottle of fruit and barley water.*

I'm your huckleberry

Actually, it's just a mix of summer fruits. So, are you back to battle?

Oh Yes

Oh goody goody

Let's go then!

WAIT! *Saturn Girl runs up between the two goddesses*

We need to wait for the Golden Thighed wonder to return. I'm not sure what is happening now... but last I heard, he was unable to post on h2g2. Wouldn't be any fun to have a battle where he couldn't throw in his side line commentary. Besides, he set up Mt. Olympus, he should be here.

Well, you are probably right, Saturn Girl.

*ambles off to do something more interesting*