h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A sign by the well reads:
In this vessel, one can see the events going on in the world beneath. But beware! The well does not show all, and is a dangerous guide of deeds...*

Hehe...look at that stupid mortal down there! I love this guy!! He always cracks me up...

What's his name? Bush or something like that...

*wanders up behind Golden Thighs, and sneeks a peek into the well.* Yep, looks like Bush.... what I don't understand is how such a bozo like that got into a position of such power when most of the mortals in that country didn't want him there in the first place. You'd think they'd get rid of a system such as the electorial college..... it isn't even the first time they've had trouble with it.

Your's Truely,

The Bombshell Goddess

I wonder if there's a rewind on this thing...that election/comedy was worth another look

Hmm... I wonder how many more mortals I could have worshipping me if I knocked off this Bush character? Or at least got him tossed out of office....

*a strangely familiar disembodied voice resonates from within the depths of the well*

Don't waste the effort, my dear.... he's creating his OWN karma, as we speak.

*swoops in and circles around* hello preety view *changes in too a smaller phoniex* have a log and afire. *changes into a small tiger and back* *swoops of and sits down*

whose that tree or bushy person anyway i havent been down in olympus long

Wanders in for a nosey...

slips in and focuses the well on to the man utd v birmingham city game

COME ON YOU BLUES

ick football, much better things to do

(sits in the corner brooding over yesterdays game)


vows to get revenge on that lowdown good for nothing rob dogging man they call the ref

*wanders in wearing a Man Utd shirt*

hi everyone, i am the God of the Dead

walks out in my birmingham city shirt


creachy we will get you next time

Well im the godess of fire so there !

*changes the channel*
Oh look it's the tony blair channel again, *snorts*, He's the funniest comedian on that planet, the way he pretends to be telling the truth, when he's actually lying, I wish I could fast forward this thing to see what he does next election

Hey, I hadn't spotted this well before, I wonder what the water tastes like?

*takes a swig* YUCK