h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

tastes worst than the explosive coffee I had with Owlatron

ladye s flutters down to sip at water which is becoming sludgy from all dead bodies at the bottom

who body is down there

it has now ascended and all is well

oh

Have you turned into a moth?
Where have your eyes disappeared to are you sleeping?

I knew you shouldnt have drank that.

Looks in and sees george bush making a fool of himself

I have to tell you that there ain't no well where I am, this is the Woodcutter's cottage... and just at the moment there's a wolf in my tummy

*looks for wolf*

Oi! Get out of my tummy!!!!!!

"I am Thorn, blatant God of Absurdity."
Or at least one aspiring and in training.
"This is a reason to fear m-"

*Offers to help hold the door open, tie a shoe, or other some odd said-such, type of contradiction.*

"Now where was I? Oh yes. That's right. About how there are some who fear me... would you like me to bake you some cookies?"

*Wonders why that did not quite have the desired effect,- or even what the desired effect was.*

"In dire straights I can... make things different. Not so sure whether it's for better or worse. But things change, when the God of Absurdity has his way."
Confusing as that may be, when it seems to be any which way.

Here drink some water fresh from the well

picks up ladle, drinks too much water, spills quite a lot of it down her volupuous front and starts dancing to Santana

*looks at the well in search of his music CD*

It no longer exists

: "Oh, wait What's that -there in your ear?"

*Retrieves a CD, though a moment ago it seemed there wasn't one (besides, how could a CD fit in there?).*

CD (as if by ) turns into and he tosses it into passing which whizzes off to land of dreams and wishes

", I do?"
Well...
*Shrug*
Ok then, I guess.

my CD

*shrug*

"Oh, you mean this coaster _here?"

*Lifts off his mug from it*

it wasn't ever your CD *she then turns to proody Pete and asks him why he stuck the umbrella up the builder's chimney