A Conversation for Role Playing: The Last Voyage of the Mary Celeste

Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 1

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

~ Voice eminating from the cabinet ~

There wush a younlady fra' Yonkersh
Whoshe hushband thought she wen'bonkersh
When he foun'her one night...

Na, thash na it eesher... hic!
Ooh, tha'shmellsh nishe.


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 2

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

.........most interesting........what exactly happened?


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 3

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Spirit, you've become inebriated again. How?


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 4

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Amelia: I've egven him some of my whiskey because he helped me out earlier. *firmly to McMellan* The whiskey which I want /back,/ if you don't mind.


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 5

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

~ voice from cabinet ~

There`sh no shtone in'ere. No shtone an' no whishkey, na where I leaf it? Oh there ... hic!
Blech! Now me mouth shmellsh pretty. Wha whash I shayin'? Oh righ' the poem Eddie tol' me.

There wush ol' lady fra Shpain,
who had a 'markable pain,.
It'd go way
At thend a'the day
I'she...

Na, thash na' it.


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 6

Afgncaap5

What's that, Spirit? No stone in the cabinet, eh?

*Looks at Mrs. Briggs with a raised eyebrow*


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 7

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Amelia: *to Gilling* You smiley - bleeping stupid bloody fool. Get out of here before I "slip" and choke the life out of you.


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 8

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

Ghost, tell me what has passed in here!


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 9

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Spirit, I would like to know, too.


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 10

Afgncaap5

I could inform you, if Mrs. Briggs would release me from my promise. Might be more legible than a drunken spirit. No offense, spirit.


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 11

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

~ The voice moves out of the cabinet, and the scent of the perfume becomes distinctly stronger ~

No 'fensh taken. I dina' know you coul'hear me, elsh I
hic!
woulna shaid thoshe nashty thingsh 'bout you Mishter Gillinsh.

Sho, wha happen ish I knocked over thish bottle a'perfume, an Mish'melia gave me shome whishkey thank you ver'mush, ma'am, an'Mishter Gillings and Mishush
hic!
Briggsh shaid shome poemsh, and tha' got me thinkin' agin 'bout the poem Eddie tol' me, but I canna remember it. An I canna
hic!
fine the shoapshtone Mishush Briggsh hid in the cabnet, only it washn' shoapshtone, it wush, um... shoulshtone? Na tha'canna be right, a shoul ain' made a shtone, I know caush I ish one!
hic!
A shoul, na' a shtone.


Ghost speaks in Captain Briggs Cabin

Post 12

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*hastily reaches into a pouch and takes out a pinch of powdered willowbark, placing it on her open palm*

Mend a headache, pour some sense
Into what's left of this poor presence!

*blows the powder into the ghost's face, or what stands for its face under the circumstances*


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