A Conversation for Role Playing: The Last Voyage of the Mary Celeste
Ghost speaks on deck
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Started conversation Sep 24, 2001
~ Capt. McClellan stomps on deck, kicking buckets and tossing whatever is at hand as he proceeds ~
Shanta Maria! Shanta Maria! We canna go to Shanta Maria!
Baltimore!
Baltimore!
We musht go to Baltimore! The knowledge we sheek ish in Baltimore! Who ish in command of thish ship! Me or mate Richardshon! I tell you to turn thish ship to Baltimore!
Shorry lil Missh, don't mean to shcare you.
~ Pats Lizzy on the head ~
Baltimore! Goodschad! Volkert! Turn thish ship further north!
Ghost speaks on deck
marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Sep 24, 2001
I no can order the ship about Sir, but I will tell the officer that you be wanting to go there. Why Baltimore sir?
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 24, 2001
The offisher!
~ Kicks the bucket again ~
*I* am the captain of thish ship, until Briggsh regainsh conshoushnesh!
hic!
What offisher do you mean? Richardshon! HA! He sheemsh to have only one conshern, and her name ish not Mary Sheleshte!
Turn thish ship towardsh Baltimore - I do no' have to jushtify my ordersh - but I will tell you, in Baltimore lived a man who knew about the Raven, he will have the informashion on how to rid the ship of the raven for evermore!
Ghost speaks on deck
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 24, 2001
No idea. But then I'm a drunken ghost, so does it matter? 
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Sep 24, 2001
By the by Captain. There be only a few people on this vessel that *ahem* believe in ghosts. There be much disbeliefe if I go telling everyone that. Have ye tried talking with Mr. Richadrson?
Ghost speaks on deck
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 24, 2001
Aye, I've talked at'im, but he won't hear me. That bothersh me shome, and I ushually reshort to violensh.
~ in a hushed tone ~
I tugged at hish watch fob.
~ loudly ~
BUT I'M NOT ASHKING FOR PEOPLE TO BELIEVE IN ME, ONLY TO OBEY ME ORDERSH!
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Sep 24, 2001
I fear that if I tell Mr. Richardson that a ghost be telling me to turn the ship about he will think me daft. Even if I be a bit slow.
Ghost speaks on deck
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 24, 2001
SHO THEN GUT YOURSHELF! It worked for your friend! Richardshon can't refushe if all the crew shtarts tearing up their belliesh with shwords!
By the way, I been meanin to ashk you about that.
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Sep 24, 2001
I already be dead Sir. I can only die twice you know...
Ghost speaks on deck
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 24, 2001
I mean your friend, Volkert. He'sh no ordinary dead man, ish he? The way he cutsh open hish shtomach, with nary a drop o'blood, and healsh back up like he'sh made o'wax that'sh a little melty... I could shee hish heart beatin in hish chest! Then nothin. Man musht go through a lot a shirtsh.
Wha' you mean you can only die twishe? You mean caushe you sholid, you can get killed? How you get sholid anywaysh? If I could do tha, you wouldna need to shay a ghosht tol' you nothin.
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Garius Lupus Posted Sep 25, 2001
I believe the ship has been turned about and is now headed west towards Santa Maria. The wind has also changed directions to provide a backing wind.
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Sep 25, 2001
Sir, I have a talisman that keeps me solid. If I give it up I will become as you, limiting my presence. I need be talking this over with my friend Volkert. He knows more about this than I.
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Ghost speaks on deck
- 1: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 24, 2001)
- 2: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Sep 24, 2001)
- 3: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 24, 2001)
- 4: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Sep 24, 2001)
- 5: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 24, 2001)
- 6: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Sep 24, 2001)
- 7: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 24, 2001)
- 8: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Sep 24, 2001)
- 9: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 24, 2001)
- 10: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Sep 24, 2001)
- 11: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Sep 24, 2001)
- 12: Garius Lupus (Sep 25, 2001)
- 13: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Sep 25, 2001)
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