h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's because of all the that's hanging from the ceiling.

Small wonder. We thatched the roof with

it should be replaced with something less...incendiary. The patrons of this bar can't do very much drinking if they have stop for kissing every three minutes. So, ditch the and put in a vending machine that distributes love potions for those who have amorous intentions.

And just what kind of bar do you think I am running here?

Well actually don't answer that ...

And err if anyone asks - it was not me it was the other three!

What kind of bar, Lighthousegirl? Probably the sort of bar where can come in and drink. Lately, though, it seems to have morphed into a dating bar, against the wishes of most of its clientele. Pirates need an excuse for kissing like a fish needs a bicycle.

I visited a very nice bar in Tartu, Estonia, named "The Kissing Students", even if the students obviously did not need a bar to start kissing

Outside, in the town hall square, there is even a fountain with sculptures of kissing students!

Talk about preaching to the choir!

Once upon a time I was here, in a crowd. Life was fun and free and we was singing and drinking I got old and we need new blood this place just ain't noisy enough and needs livening up.

We are all getting older and there is nothing wrong with that, but you are right, we are too few and could do with some new blood

A few nice s who can still do the merenge without the aid of their walkers and zimmer frames would surely be welcomed

New blood might attract

Which is why we serve free garlic with every drink

We need Diva might work.

I wouldn't want undiluted garlic , but if it was baked into slices of warm garlic bread, I would like them very much.

I think that can be arranged, paulh.

Now where's that toaster we once had

I think it eloped to Shangri-la with the who lives next door.

It's a good thing we have a hold filled with replacements

I hope there's a clone of you there as well, Pierce. Replacing you would be hard, if not impossible.

Thank you

The same goes for you, of course

I could be replaced, but the consequences might not be to anyone's liking.

My mum got a part of her replaced. It seems to be w*rking alright

They say that joint replacements are very hip nowadays.