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*provides the lady with

I would'nt like to know how you provided the tea, but thank you, it's very satisfactory!!!

anything for a lady

Finally someone with respect!!!

Me lady are you too hot you are looking rather flushed, would you like me to put the fans on?

Yes switch on the fans please!!!

*various members of the audience applaud and scream widely*

*hearing speak of the fans, I'll just turn the fire down a bit*

*cal turns down the volume on the fans*

*the audiance calm down abit*

Should we switch on the air conditioning???

*sips her *

====~~~

*turns up the air con to freeze level*

*refils hati's and also passes her a fur coat, gloves, scafe and wooly hat*

*desides to clean the floor as it has muddy pirate footprints all over it, how do their boots get muddy they're at sea for crying out load where is the mud coming from*


*Mops*


Left broken,empty in despair
Wanna breathe can't find air
Thought you were sent from up above
But you and me never had love
So much more I have to say, help me find a way

*starts using mop as a mic*

And I wonder if you know how it really feels
To be left outside alone when it's cold outhere

*starts dancing round the mop*

Well maybe you should know just how it feels
To be left outside alone, to be left outside alone

hey, this aint no in karaoke-bar

::pushes cal outside and leaves him outside alone::

there, that'll teach him

::returns to his rum and the remains of his mississippi mud pie:

hm, not much left of this since i lost it on the floor last night

::decides to pull cal inside again and asks him:::

do you know how to create a genuine mississippi mud pie to go with my rum?

*sighs*


*sets to work making a misspelt mud pie*

May I have a bit more rum in my please?

*turns the fire up a bit, takes out an Emile Zola book and starts reading*

*looks up from his mud pie baking*

Sorry hati I was miles away

*puts a good half bottle of rum in hati's *

*feels the chill, turns the air con down to "Outside cripness"*

*feels way too hot and tries to get rid of some clothes*

Cal

*sips *

*wonders in Well, its only taken me since January to find the new bar Any Wisky sour on offer? or Manhattan? Ooo, this air conditioning is nice

hi 2legs, glad you could make it here.

light is 'missing at sea' so it's probably ok if you help yerself.

As you may be aware, we're currently in the harbour in Capri, stealing the blue, the funicular railway and some very nice baroquoco furnishings.(whatever that means)



alec.