h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe if we ask nicely the hootoo will deliver some greeh..

We'll let you do it, Aunty Bats, because you do *everything* nicely.

aint that the truth

maybe we should have a few bottles of for starters?

Well, I was going to save mine for enders, but if we water it down enough, we can have it at the beginning, in the middle, and at the end.

(The ancient Romans considered it honorable to water down their wine. In fact, they considered it the mark of a barbarian to dirnk it undiluted.

To barbarians!

here here

I'll Drink to that to Barbarians and s

i'll even drink to barbaric and piratical s

*hic*

*hic*

*hic*

*covers with a nice blanket and carefully shoves a pillow under her head *

*tippitoes out*

shagbark strides in carrying a boombox playing loud hawaain music
IF YOU'RE TOO YOUBNG TO DATE OR OVER 98 KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE HANDS
so what can we find in the way of a stiff drink here?

*snores loudly and turns over*

shagbark turns down music and fixes himself something.

ah that's better.

indeed, looks like a well balanced diet to me

*wakes up groaning and more than slightly *

Here batty looks like you could use one of these.
(gives one of his stiff drinks to the old bat)

Why do these drinks always become stiff? Is it because of not enough fabric softener? >huh>

Did someone mention greeh?

adds fabric softener to drink and downs it.

I think I liked it better when it was stiff