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amazing!

but is it yeats, keates or shelley

Must be a British poet, I Bet je, man.

or a british mathematician

found it- the poetry is Frederick Winsor
I will put it in a seerate post so if it is a copyright violation
our hootoo moderators will only hide that one.

I found this via ask.com
"Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne
Went to sea in a bottle by Klein
Since the sea was entirely inside the hull
The scenery seen was extremely dull."
1963 Frederick Winsor (Science Fiction Mother Goose)

*Failing totally to pour wine from its container*
I thought I asked the German barman for a small bottle ...

i asked the german barman for a significally large glass of

turns out he was a draught resister

After the Ark had been at sea for a couple of days, Mrs. Noah came to her husband with a complaint.

"The water splashes in from the portholes whenever a big wave goes by," she reported. "Could you put in some windows?"

"Nope," Noah said sadly.

"Why not?" Mrs. Noah demanded. "The animals are growing alarmed, the cats especially."

"Installation would be a real pane in the ark," Noah explained.

Q: why didn't they play cards on the ark?
answer below.




















A: because Noah sat on the deck!

Not just Noah. Are you familiar with the exporession "all hands on deck?"

yes



a named

Pierce, Pierce, say it isn't so.
You put around the pirate ship?
As if you wanted to see all your kissing each other?

Oh, well, if you can't change , you have to stand them. -

a needs no for kissing

however, some of the female members of the crew insist on it

and who am i to refuse a request from these lovely ladies?

It isn't ladies kissing gents that will attract.
On some decks, there aren't any ladies for a guy to kiss.

it aint denying gay s the right to to kiss either

That's all right, then.

the more the merrier

it means more s for the rest of us

I don't mind kissing a as long as she isn't a .
The only people who are likely to be on this ship are pirates, however.

This creates a dilemma.....

there may still be a few damsels in distress wot we have liberated from other ships and who have not joined the s - yet...