A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Feb 1, 2004
Hmm, you ask it for toast and it serves samosas. 
Well, I guess that's some sort of improvement.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Feb 1, 2004
*still fiddling with bits of broken toaster*
oooooh samosas
....don't mind if i do flohchen.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Feb 1, 2004
*slurp*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*burp*
skyoooooooooooooooz me
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shagbark Posted Feb 1, 2004
hey, I don't know what your problem with the toaster is. I asked it for garlic toast and it gave me garlic toast.
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Feb 1, 2004
*is confused. is VERY confused*
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Feb 1, 2004
Well, I asked for a vegetable samoza at got garlic toast. That's what I call the problem.
It just reacts on 'give me' and serves garlic toast
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Feb 2, 2004
Looking at the width of the orifice, I don't think it can pass a baguette, unless squashed to the size of a toast.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Feb 2, 2004
*wheels in the compressor*
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Kes Posted Feb 2, 2004
*Requests a cheese & onion toastie before any baguetty type compression is attempted. Receives a toasted open sardine and marmalade sandwich.*
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Feb 2, 2004
Good to see so many of you here
* passes everyone a drink and helps herself to a samosa *
Mmmm good samosa's Floh
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Feb 2, 2004
Yes, Floh, thank you.
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F F Churchton Posted Feb 3, 2004
Fire up the compresser or what ever you do it to make it start compressing!!!
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Kes Posted Feb 3, 2004
I think you press the button marked "com" ... 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Feb 3, 2004
*presses the com buttona nd everything becomes calm*
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Batty_ACE Posted Feb 4, 2004
must be from the same supply as the pizza oven and talkie toaster...
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- 21: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Feb 1, 2004)
- 22: Floh Fortuneswell (Feb 1, 2004)
- 23: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Feb 1, 2004)
- 24: Floh Fortuneswell (Feb 1, 2004)
- 25: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Feb 1, 2004)
- 26: shagbark (Feb 1, 2004)
- 27: Floh Fortuneswell (Feb 1, 2004)
- 28: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Feb 1, 2004)
- 29: Floh Fortuneswell (Feb 1, 2004)
- 30: F F Churchton (Feb 2, 2004)
- 31: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Feb 2, 2004)
- 32: F F Churchton (Feb 2, 2004)
- 33: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Feb 2, 2004)
- 34: Kes (Feb 2, 2004)
- 35: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Feb 2, 2004)
- 36: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Feb 2, 2004)
- 37: F F Churchton (Feb 3, 2004)
- 38: Kes (Feb 3, 2004)
- 39: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Feb 3, 2004)
- 40: Batty_ACE (Feb 4, 2004)
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