h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well its not my favourite flavour!

not even in the top 50...

I rest my case.

Please don't talk about that any more.

I thought we were all going to talk about Bunnymas. Batty, how do you celebrate Bunnymas? And when is it celebrated? It sounds like a holiday.

i'm used to polyester s

wait, that didn't come out right

let me rephrase: i have seen polyester s and you are right: i wouldn't want a polyester foot soup

i had clean forgotten that FPR was made of polyester,

Bunnymas is the time between Giraffemas and Turkey Day, FPR. We are in the throes of Bunnymas right now - with a temporary rest during All Hallows Eve..

That sounds really neat, Batty, except for the "throes" angle.
Don't throes usually precede death?

I don't know.. haven't you ever heard of the throes of passion?

Isn't passion usually the death of common sense?

(Okay, I'm kidding on that one )

I should probably look it up in the dictionary, but I'm unusually lazy tonight, after a tough day.

it could be... la petit mort anyway..

It sounds so classy when you say it in French.

as opposed to some of the smuttier words in English..

oui, ce'st vrais, mon chous

Why would you need smuttier words in English?
French has smuuty words to spare.

*wonders why Capn is kissing his shoes*

local habits? conventions? fetishism?

There's a convention here?



I bet it's the annual meeting of I.S.W.A
(International Smutty Words Association)

Last year I was the leynote speaker, but you'rre not supposed to know this.

Can you keep my secret?

I thought I recognized you!!! It was the absence of the and the crack grannies that threw me off!

* makes notes *

Next time, I'll try a different disguise.
The costume was a deal giveaway.