h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The speaking tube emits sounds strangely reminiscent of a vacuum cleaner on reverse thrust. Shortly thereafter a pelican's egg emerges from the tube at high velocity.*

There you nogoodniks! Take that!!!!


Hi Fred! Make a drink and jump into the hot tub if you like.

*Wonders why snadwiches are raining down from a seaplane? Wonders what snadwiches are???*

*picks up one of the snadwiches and bites into it*

UMMMMMM tnua flavor*

*Bends down to see the tnua snadwich and just misses having a big honking Cuban missile go through her head*



*Hits the hot tub and calls the Bridge.*




~ring ring ring~










There is a Cuban missile crisis happening out here!!!!

Crisis! Too right there's a crisis ... Take a look around for me, would you?


Mine was the hma, totamo and cubercum on numperpickel ...

*Picks up a * Delicious! Now thats what I call service. *Grabs a and gets into the hottub.*

are there any open snadwiches with typos on jayomaise?

*Pulls apart a snadwich and spals on slots of jayomaise*

Just for you Cap'n sir...

*Passes her offing to Pierce, topped with a seagull dropping that falls from the sky with perfect timing*

:: indulges in snadwich ::

strange, that jayomaise tasted like

Shagbark picks up geg sadlad snadwich. Hmmn *sniff's it suspiciously
now who could have sent these. Takes a glass of from dumbwaiter. Oh well, No matter. Eats snadwich and drinks.
Lucky we are in the middle of battle here or we would all be getting sleepy about now.
Has anybody managed to stow the pilar in a hold yet.
I thought maybe alec would be doing that.

stuff the pilar (in the hole, that is)

i'm more interested in the drill i suggested we fix to the bow, so we can make our way under cuba

*Eating her Bcaon Ltetuce and Tmoato snadwich and ducking flying shrpanle from the Cbuans...*

That drill idea reminds me of that old movie Journey to the Center of the Earth with Pat Boone, James Mason, Diane Baker and Arlene Dahl. Now that would be a trip!

I hear that Zoc has some really good strong coffee. I may want to get some of that

well, if it is strong enough maybe we won't need that drill?

OOOoooooooooo! If we drill our way through the center of the Earth, maybe we will find lost dinosaurs and a whole forgotten city loaded with forgotten treasures and hunky cave men and a giant gorilla...

If you really want to go there, why not suggest it to the bridge.
At least it would get us away from those cuban cigars

Ok! How about you, though... wouldn't you like to drill right through the center of the Earth and find a quick route to Australia? I hear its a funny place. Lots of marsupials. Parrots in the trees. Crocs and giant spiders too.

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what the h*ck, let's do it!