A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
The Pelican's Nest.
shagbark Posted Apr 10, 2003
As the captain once said "Flint moves in mysterious ways."
When you least expect it he will be here.
The Pelican's Nest.
Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot Posted Apr 11, 2003
I Flint is about I think I'll set up my beach umbrella.
The Pelican's Nest.
mari-rae Posted Apr 12, 2003
*A very large SKREE! is heard and there is a flash of green and red feathers. A big parrot wearing a pirate scarf on its head appears and the nasty bird nips Shagbark's ear in passing as it fastens its talons on Harry's umbrella and tears a hole in it. Flint chortles nastily and continues his rampage by attacking the resident Pelican. Feathers fly! So does the Pelican, beating a retreat to the Foredeck. Flint turns a beady bright eye on m-r.*
¬Flint¬ I'll have no strange birds aboard, missy! *poops emphatically, and flies away.*
The Pelican's Nest.
shagbark Posted Apr 12, 2003
I guess we are going to have to have a word with the captain about his parrot. We can't have him chasing our pelicans now can we?
The Pelican's Nest.
Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot Posted Apr 12, 2003
Quite right! And abusing innocent umbrellas! The scandal! I'm quite worn out from all the excamation marks. Time for a calming 
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The Pelican's Nest.
Kes Posted Apr 13, 2003
Please place all mouldy vegetable refuse in the container for disposal. ... you did say you had an unwanted green Carrot up there, didn't you???? Pardon????
The Pelican's Nest.
shagbark Posted Apr 15, 2003
Yeah he should just keep the drinks coming and let us worry about whether we want to feed our moldy vegetables to Flint or not 
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mari-rae Posted Apr 16, 2003
Yeah...
*Gets out of the hot tub and rattles the dumb waiter.* More drinks! More drinks! We demand more drinks!
The Pelican's Nest.
shagbark Posted Apr 16, 2003
The dumbwaiter belatedly delivers three large glasses of prune juice.
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Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot Posted Apr 18, 2003
Make it deliver an Easter Bunny. Chocolate eggs all round!!
The Pelican's Nest.
mari-rae Posted Apr 18, 2003
And jelly beans!
*Pours the prune juice back down the dumb waiter.
The Pelican's Nest.
Kes Posted Apr 18, 2003
*Dumbwaiter delivers chocolate eggs filled with prune juice and senna pod brandy, wrapped in fried bacon.*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 19, 2003
wow, a regular 
-feast 
if anyone sees flint please tell him this: no more poppy seeds this month!
The Pelican's Nest.
shagbark Posted Apr 19, 2003
The Parrot has departed. The Pelican glides in and lands in the hot tub. He waddles out and puts one of the chocolate eggs in his pouch.
The Pelican's Nest.
shagbark Posted Apr 19, 2003
Pelicans and prune juice? I'm not sure that's such a wise combination.
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Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot Posted Apr 19, 2003
Especially when the pelican swims in the hot tub.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 21, 2003
...and has just had an 
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- 381: shagbark (Apr 10, 2003)
- 382: Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot (Apr 11, 2003)
- 383: mari-rae (Apr 12, 2003)
- 384: shagbark (Apr 12, 2003)
- 385: Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot (Apr 12, 2003)
- 386: mari-rae (Apr 13, 2003)
- 387: Kes (Apr 13, 2003)
- 388: mari-rae (Apr 15, 2003)
- 389: shagbark (Apr 15, 2003)
- 390: mari-rae (Apr 16, 2003)
- 391: shagbark (Apr 16, 2003)
- 392: Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot (Apr 18, 2003)
- 393: mari-rae (Apr 18, 2003)
- 394: Kes (Apr 18, 2003)
- 395: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 19, 2003)
- 396: shagbark (Apr 19, 2003)
- 397: shagbark (Apr 19, 2003)
- 398: Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot (Apr 19, 2003)
- 399: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 21, 2003)
- 400: mari-rae (Apr 22, 2003)
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