A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam

The Pelican's Nest.

Post 401

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i wonder if it's any good

ever tried pelican eggs before, mari-rae?

smiley - pirate


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 402

Kes

Soft-boiled would be about ... five hours? smiley - silly


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 403

mari-rae

Maybe she wants us to - uh - you know... hatch it?

smiley - erm


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 404

shagbark

shagbark spots a large letter C floating by on the Port side.I had better notify the bridgesmiley - doh


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 405

mari-rae

Are you sure it's a C? Its spinning around, look... It could be a U.

smiley - huh


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 406

shagbark

The ends were curved inward. If you keep up on the Bridge thread
you would understand that Kes put his divider on the map of the
Pacific next to the letter P and we sailed by that letter on the
Map as if it really was there. So If the P in Pacific was there
why not the C. further there is no U in PACIFIC OCEAN


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 407

mari-rae

smiley - silly You are in the pacific... smiley - silly


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 408

Kes


I wish to point out that we only buy the best quality charts! Nowhere on the chart is there a reference to the Pacif*c !!!!


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 409

mari-rae

Oh bosh! We were on the first i anyway... smiley - tongueout


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 410

shagbark

I wonder if we have any prune juice left that we could pour down that speaking tubesmiley - devil


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 411

mari-rae

*Searches around and finds a lot of Pelican feathers.*

Should we? smiley - devil


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 412

shagbark

smiley - ermI guess we better not. That tube works both ways.


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 413

mari-rae

Yes, but it's harder to get stuff upwards than it is to get it to go downwards.

*Begins stuffing peli-feathers into the speaking tube until it is jammed full. Puts her lips to it and blows hard. There is a FA-Whump sound and the feathers disappear down the tube. She listens for a reaction....*

hehehehe smiley - bigeyes


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 414

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA-CHOO!!!




hey, lookout. do you have anti antihistamins up there? smiley - erm


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 415

shagbark

shagbark watches Pelican with spy glass as he dives on school of fish. He suddenly notices an island dead ahead. looks like time to notify bridge.~ring ring lookout to bridge,avast there, there's an island ahead.


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 416

shagbark

Hmmn, It looks like we just lost another anchor. I wonder who could have cut the rope? Oh well, The captain has high tech devices that will keep the ship from being dashed upon those rocks. I suppose they will also stop the ship.


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 417

mari-rae

smiley - yikes Are we going to crash into those rocks?


*Begins running around the Pelican's Nest in very small panicky circles.*
smiley - yikes
Eek! Eek! Eek! We're all going to die! Man the lifeboats! Abandon ship! Eek! Wake up the navigator! Call the marines! Eek! Find your mae-wests! smiley - diva Where's my rubber ducky? Eek! Eek! Shipwreck!smiley - yikes


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 418

shagbark

rather than running in circles like a smiley - mouse why not face this like a smiley - pirate and have a smiley - stiffdrink or two or three or whatever.smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrink


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 419

Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot

It has been my experience on board this vessel that there are no difficulties that cannot be surmounted by staying calm and downing a few smiley - stiffdrink

smiley - cheerssmiley - stiffdrink

glances at approaching rockssmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrink


The Pelican's Nest.

Post 420

shagbark

Have you noticed the ship has stopped. The improbability drive caused an improbable sequence that has induced a giant clam to shut on a rope dangling off the ship and it is keeping us motionless.


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