h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is that the poster involving the separate descriptions of drunkeness represented by different smilies? Such as 'smashed', 'hammered', etc?

That's one I'm quite fond of...

I just had one of those new-fangled energy drinks... Still waiting for something to happen...
::feeds the Koala some eukalyptus::

enters the bar looking slightly pale, goes behind the bar and rummages about until he finds an unopened bottle of Laphoraig, then strapping a seat cushion from one of the unoccupied stools atop his head he curls up under one of the stout corner tables, uncorks the scotch, knocks back a mighty swig and begins to mutter about navigators, the bridge, drills and motion sickness on merry-go-rounds.

You know... I love a good rollercoaster (The Hulk at Islands of Adventure is the best I've been on. And don't get me started on the merrits of riding one of those inverted coasters barefoot!) and all those wild rides, but a merry-go-round... Always make me sick!

*eats eukalyptus leaves*

gosh hati...
the tree is named 'melaleuca' here in florida;
because the tree is so thirsty, thousands were planted by the army corps of engineers out in the Everglades, because someone thought it would be a good idea to dry out the whole swamp. It has since proved to be invasive, and very efficient at spreading...a koala could have a fine time out there...if it wasn't for the erm alligators

just popped in for a swift and to announce to the assembled throngs ofpirates and researchers, that, due to some strange flight of fancy on the part of our beloved Captain Piraeus, we will shortly be diving to approximately -400ft and attempting to drill a hole, 3 metre diameter, through the island of Cuba from North to South...

in view of this, certain changes will be made, using the infinite modularity system, to the overall shape of the ship. The changes being necessitated by the need to fit an infinitely-sized virtual vessel through a teeny tiny hole in Real Idad.

the layout of the boat may change erm slightly,

thankyou for your attention

alec

and here's the link for those of us who feel challenged by backlog it should take you to 'the Bridge ' and Captain Park's erm...order thingy:

F70774?thread=130405&skip=1620&show=20#p2467560

i should mention that we're doing this to avoid the two rather cross Cuban Gunboats that are bearing down on us...something about ramming a third gunboat and inexplicably sinking it erm

alec.

*sits down at the bar*


WOOF!

*wags tail*

Plenty of spare bar stool cushions and lots of scotch whisky still availible for those of you who feel like me about sub-sea tunnel boring pirate ships.

*falls headlong out of the b'log and runs frantically to the bar*

Quick!!! I need....

*fixes herself a <stiffdrink. drinks. fixes another. drinks. takes the bottle and sits down to calm herself*

* wanders back in for a midweek visit *

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm


Something looks odd round here - I am sure it was not like this when I left on Sunday?

Batty are you OK you are looking rather flustered?


* pours a *

*meanders in and sets about laying lineolium tiles in an artistic mosiac spelling out "QRV"*
Now spills won't burn through the deck.

Oh my! Things are really slow here!
*pours herself *
*puts it on captains account*

Er, Light, do you need anything for decorating the bar for halloween? Some maybe? Or garlic chains? Those are good against evil eye. And rowans are too. You never know about evil eyes beneath Cuba...

What a great idea Hati It would be un to get the bar ready for halloween!

Would you like to be incharge of the halloween party? I am going to be on holidy for the day itself but I think its a great excuse for a party

We could have a costume competition, special halloween food and I could get you all a new and scary cocktail ready!

Excellent , i'll provide s and a few games of word association for any who are interested.
On that point, i have written an article on that very game and i could use a few more ideas, it's in writing workshop and the entry is at <./>A849305</.> help would be much appreciated

Great

Now who is for a drink?

Me!

As about Halloween - I'll be around on Oct 31st.

Certainly Hati! What can I get you?

It wuld be great if you were here then - as I say I will be on holiday and not able to post

Er, Campari+ would be great...