h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* refills everyones glasses *

::promptly drains his again::

Would anyone like to buy a very small horse?

Or an Aston Martin DB7 with torpedos behind the headlights?

* fills glasses again *

* Thinks the Aston Martin would look good next to the new A4 *

I thought they were Stinger(tm) Missles...

froody! what kind of horse it is?

and how small?

The A4 would put the DB7 in the shade, Light.

Nah, torpedos, Joe. That's why its going cheap, mate. The stingers.. now there you'd be talking a monkey if not a piano, but the one I'm trying to shift, I could only do for half a marge and an apple...

But what a handsome couple they would make!

*gives up and drinks *

*the small rat returns to Lizzy and curls up in her lap*

What's a marge and how do you come by just half of it?

*blink*
*decides it's not worth figuring out and downs another instead*

i was going to ask that, but i decided it wasn't worth it

Lizzy: They are those really small horses, you know.. that run around in Devon, in packs, looking for trouble. About the saize of little dogs. Or big cats.

Joe: Half a marge is, like, 2 shufflebugs and an orangutan.

* refills glasses and gets more from the cooler *

Light: I agree- they would look mighty fine together

How about two crates of for them and all the s 001 can eat for 6 months?

*definately gives up on the conversation*

*drinks *

*absentmindedly strokes rat*