h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So... What would a whole marge be?
::shuffles some bugs::

* hums the shuffle buck *

A whole marge?
Who would have that kind of money?
Maybe Ainsley Harriot or Carol Vorderman could afford such riches, but me... well, I just shovel flour all day, in the mine..
and for what?
eh?
*sips *

::shuffles and deals cards to random people::

*lizzy is stareing out into space*

*the rat starts drinking *

I didn't know they mined for flour... I thought you got it from sea weed.

* looks at her hand of cards *

* snap was never her forte! *

So what do ytou think of the offer for the DB7 Pod?

* hopes Poker is more her thing *

::carefully folds the instruction card into a hat and drops it onto 001's head::

WHAT???

Eight years they had me down that mine!!

"OH yes, Pod, you keep digging, yes, you'll reach the flour one day ha ha ha!!"

Well, all I can say is, they're not getting any more of my pasties!

i've thought of having children but i've gone and changed my mind. it's hard enough to watch the news let alone explain it to a child. so cast your eye 'cross nature, accross fields of rape and corn and tell him without flinching not to fear where he's been born

::sips a ::

* rescues 001 and passes him a *

*resumes drinking *

*rat falls asleep*

Um... your rat was drinking that...
::eats some s::

*shakes head*

oof! i think i was drifting off there!

*looks down at sleeping rat on her lap, twitching his whiskers and making occasional quiet sqeaky noises*

ah well, we've shared enough choccie biscuits i'm sure he hasn't got anything i havn't already got.

Eeeek!! Backlog

* passes GD an *

*absently reaches for another *

*watches sleeping rat*

Yeah... The rat might have caught something...

i worry about that sometimes but i figure he can't manage a whole choccie biccy by himself

(well, actually he probably could!)