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Cor; I got to find a cure to sleepwalking. spit out fish.

I'm glad I'm a , then, and not, say, the president of BP.

aye, he should be tarred in his own crude oil

You should see the ship's doc about that sleepwalking. She will give you a to wear when sleeping so we can track you.

A growing number of people would agree with you, Pierce.

I don't think it's British you know. Scottish Power isn't Scottish, so I bet BP isn't British.

They are a naughty lot, wouldn't have a thing to do with them.

In the Gulf of Mexico, there's a current that winds north along the coast of the Yucatan, then crosses the Gulf to the southern tip of Florida, and becomes the Gulf Stream. That current has started picking up the oil from the BP spill. This means that the oil will brush the coast of Florida and the bahamas, then go up along the coast of the carolinas, across the Atlantic to Iceland and Great Britain, dragging the oil with it. The oil will be diluted by the time it reaches BP's home country, but they richly deserve it when it gets to them.

In the above post, I don't mean that Britain deserves the oil, just the company that screwed up. Alas, innocent pqarties will suffer along the way..

BP Amoco isn't like British, I don't want it and it has been named twice at least as in the worst ten companies for pollution and nefarious practices.

They have $200 billion stashed away so why don't you just take it to pay for a proper clean up, they obviously don't care enough to do the risk assessment but maybe even worse, did it and was extremely greedy.

I used to know a chap in Mexico who lived on the side of a volcano, they was breaking the rules there and nobody knows what they was doing.

Cheer up Paul, Obama will get the BP chappie. You see if he doesn't and he will have to do a Bin Liner disappearing trick to avoid the consequences.

[ waves wand]

Of course they will catch him. No doubt

Only one question remains:

Will it happen before or after they catch Bin Laden?

They might catch a Bin Laden, but that family is so huge that it might be the wrong one.

I'll catch him and interrogate him with the latest techniques known to Nautical Rascal. I think, maybe, but anyway I got to have more

Caw.

There's always a good reason for having .

Unfortunately there usually are more not to

cor