h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

erm......sorry guys, haven't you heard?

shark finning is most definitely a big 'NO' these days.

http://www.seashepherd.org/longline/longline_shark_finning.html

Now just throw those sharks back in please...and watch what you do with that net, wouldn't want it to fall over the side and drown some poor sea turtle now, would we?

alec.

ah, but sharks are not endangered, are they? plus we only kill what we eat. no more, no less

shagbark wanders in from lighthouse bar.
Let's see where did I put those magic lights?

Well, that's a start.

Here we come a wassailing upon a pirate ship

Here we come a drinking, there's many ropes-don't trip!!

Love and joy come to you- and to you youer wassail too

shagbark drags out wassail table and bolts it down.

so many emties. I need to find that recipe.

Q. Why did the dinosaur go to the junkyard?
A. to see the Tyrannasurus wrecks.

nope that's not it.

getting closer http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F70774?thread=142373&skip=142&show=1

here's my cinnamon
http://homecooking.about.com/od/foodhistory/a/cinnamonhistory.htm

then we need the nutmeg, cider , and brandy.
Has anybody seen my nutmeg
how about that keg of brandy. Did we leave that at the Vatican?

Well, I'm sure we have more down in the Lighthouse bar.

shagbark pulls out nutmeg grinder
http://www.kitchencontraptions.com/images/nutmeg%20mill.jpg

aybody seen my mixer?

shagbark plugs in mug heater.

shagbark locates mixer and mixes up five barrels of wassail.
that should last us awhile

shagbark starts heating the mugs

almost ready.