h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

arfe you saying the mizzen has risen above the level of the attack?
what of the diamond plated hatches

*the bot turns around an accidentally vacuums the plank before falling into the jaws of a *

oh well, at least we have a nice clean plank now

Oh, that poor shark

hm, yes, it will now have its intestines vacuumed

Shagbark polishes railing.

I thought these were teak. someone seems to have replaced them with a cheap substitute. Do you suppose it wAS a
I hope they left my wassail station alone.

.........

I had those magic lights here somewhere.

here they are

preparing for mooring in cannes?

Here we come a wassailing upon a pirate ship

Here we come a drinking, there's many ropes-don't trip!!

Love and joy come to you- and to you your wassail too

shagbark pulls his ingredients out of the woodwork
'm thinking about setting up a wassail table on the foredeck.
10 liters of Apple cider, mixed with Nutmeg and Cinnamon, Peach Brandy
He gets an empty barrel pours the ingredients in and stirs with an oar.

Let that set a few minutes and breathe.

Let see- here's my table and fridge, and mugwasher
rummages through odds and ends and comes up with a case of self heating mugs.
sets up the pump on the barrel and pumps a stein full into a self heating mug.
the first wassail of the season