h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*finds a comfy corner on the sofa and curls up*

How are you today Lizzy? Can I get you a drink?

i'm trying not to cry , but i must go to bed now. goodnight.
*curls up into a tight ball and goes to sleep*

What is the matter Lizzy

well, parents, divorce
if i don't reply, it's cos IRL im snoozing, i need it

*Walks in and places hat on bar*

Hello all, its been a while...

POD YAY!



It is really good to see you

* opens the *

Mr. Pod! Unbelievable! The fakenuns missed you, man!

Here, have an !

Thanks!

I was in Bucharest, and now I am very very tired...

But it is good to be back!

Its good to have you back from your mission

...*back from his mission (only to miami, not anywhere exotic like bucharest) alec bounces in, hits the bar, rebounds off the walls and comes to rest against the pizza oven *

wow... too much cuban coffffffffeeeeeee.........

how bout a really STIFF lumumba luz ???, the chocolate milk should do the trick...

alec

* wonders if Alec is asking for a dance but makes him a chocolate milk shake with a little liquere in it, well not that little if truth be told *

...*calms down a bit*

thanks luz

btw...where did pirates go to count their loot, bury it, have parties and so on ? Didn't they have like private islands or deserted stretches of coast in the caribbean ?

I know that Amway has a private island, Disney has one too...

Cant the blood of the Z's have their own island too ?

Let's think of a name, and i'll see if i can modify the infinite modularity system to make it come up with one. Just like something out of Solaris, it'll emerge from the waves as it comes out of our imaginations...

...can i have another lumumba please ?

alec

* passes Alec his drink and dreams of relaxing on a beautiful desert island *

Sounds blissful Alec ....

Actually, most pirates died poor, and only the higher-ranking officials made serious money, though these were the days before proper currency exchanges, so you could only spend your booty in its country of origin.

*Wonders where he can spend all those looted Zlotys ....*

*wakes up*
oh c**p, morning
*curls into a tighter ball and peeks at the encroaching light*

*wakes up, s, looks around and finds the bar empty, then finds Lizzy and blankets her, thinks of the massage and decides to go to her or even better tuc's cabin*

Lizzy, hi, I thought you were sleeping.