h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Must be your turn in the barrel then

*message to nortirascal* We've landed - you can have some shore leave!

Does that mean I may not, after all, die a lonely old virgin I must tell Mrs Norti

How will you prove you are still a virgin?

As the ship's doctor - can I just say that I want absolutely nothing to do with anything of this nature!!!

Rest assured, , I just read the so called 's oath (or was it oats ) anyway, it said nothing about this so I guess you are free to go

I am reassured Captain. *Hands out overdue grog ration to all and sundry*

Feliz! Thankee kind sir. I had a mouth drier than an teetollers drinks cabinate

Stares into nortirascal's eyes. Prescribes glasses

I'm a gal!

My Mum always warned me I'd go blind

Only if you poke yourself in the eye too often.

Drink up man and leave before the s get you. I'm sure the Captainw ill give us all a call to ship when he wants to go elsewhere.

I hope so anyway, I'll be off swimming, drinking and looking at lovely shaped men on MY shore leave.

Is your , blacker than my I'm sure it is knowing you so well Navo, but not as well as you roam freely as a conscience should

You should know this you mention is one of many huge black panthers hired to secure this vessel

That should kep me in check, perhaps Drawing enemy fire will not endear you to your comrades. Perhaps I should just in the lifeboat or go ashore and cause a fracas with the locals in good Royal Navy tradition.

We're not navy! We're !

I think you need to get on the island, chill out and shake down

Get some of that streamlined, indoctrinated rules and regs mindset out of ya. Get painting watercolours and communing wih nature or something, we'll see you monday morning to set sail (if the cap agrees!)

Pinic, food and How could I possibly resist

Why thankee kindly!

At least I will have an opportunity to practice my Spanish as well Mi professora says ¿Qué es esto? Throw away the dictonary you use.....you sound more antique than Beowulf....
Very academic, coupled with a wonderfully dry sense of humour
Hasta luego!

I have tidings from our good friend Mari-Rae, who used to be our lookoyut. She will soon be on her way to Wisconsin. I am thinking of following her. Never sailed on the great lakes before

Up the St Lawrence sea way Been a few years since I've been there. Aye, aye Pierce "lay on McDuff" Will we be going to attack Quebec? Oh that's already been done and it belongs to her HRH, attacking that would never do We need to push South and regain the colonies. Vikings have a reputation for beating people up, especially Lidesfarne monks