A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 10, 2001
*strolls by - fast...*
Welcome, double-O-seven! Sorry, but I'm in a hurry right now. Talk to you later!
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Anquet Posted Aug 11, 2001
whatever floats your boat i suppose...
i was thinking more along the lines of ice cream and strawberries... 
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 11, 2001
*Raises eyebrow*
Interesting suggestion, DM.
Would you care to probe me silly for secret devices?
8)
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Anquet Posted Aug 11, 2001
it would be a pleasure james ... 
*puts on leather gloves*
now where do i begin?
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 11, 2001
I have a secret passage, you know... 
*pops champagne cork*
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Anquet Posted Aug 11, 2001
i'm sure you do james . just hold that thought for 2 weeks.
unfortunately i have been pulled away on a reconnaisance mission in southern france. it's quite a hard task finding out which wines would be most profitable to bring aboard.
i'll bring you back a case of 
as we seem to have drunk most of it!
and remember when i get back we'll have to make up for lost time...
DM
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 12, 2001
I think I'll pop back here in two weeks then. Never could resist a dark mistress with a crate of
Hope you don't mind, Pod?
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 12, 2001
Not at all, Captain, not at all..
Do you, by any chance, know where I could find something soft to sit on?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 12, 2001
Try Caerwynn, the seamstress in cabin #10
No, don't sit on *her*! 
She *is* soft - well, soft-hearted, anyway - but what I meant was: She will probably be able to accomodate you in no time
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 12, 2001
*enters, and Drops a drunken Mr. Pod on bed and promptly leaves*
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 13, 2001
* enters with a mug of hot steaming 
*
* whispers * Oh James! Coffee for you
* puts down and leaves
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Aug 13, 2001
*knocks & enters*
*knocks & enters*
Ah hello Miss Moneypenny, I'm Ugi, ship's knot-supplier
I have a delivery of specially commissioned knots for Mr Pod.
*Hands anonymous-looking brown-paper-wrapped parcel*
He also asked me to give this to you.
*Hands gift-wrapped box expertly tied with ribbons & exceptionally fine bows*
If Mr Pod needs anything further, I shall be in the bar or the knot shop for most of the day. See you later
*bows & leaves*
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 14, 2001
* knocks and enters *
Morning Moneypenny, I thought that since James never brings you to the bar you might like a and a 
That is a very beautiful plant pot holder.
James seems to be out quite a lot, do you ever get lonley in here on your own?
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 14, 2001
Oh, my, thank you, Lighthouse 
How very thoughtful of you!
*drinks
Mmm, lovely. Just how I like it.
I must say, I am very pleased to have a visitor. It can get a little lonely in here. James just breezes in and out, you know, throwing his hat on the stand, showing off and leaving crumbs everywhere. But, then James will be James..
This is a lovely cup of , and that does look tempting, but I don't know if I should you know. I must think of my figure! Would you be offended if I just took a little bit?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 14, 2001
Not in the least although with all this sea air I am sure you would be OK with a whole one 
He is rather dishy that James isnt he! What do you do when James is away?
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 14, 2001
Oh, yes, Lighthouse, James is everything a girl could want, really. Handsome, debonaire ....
*spies
Oh, well, I suppose one won't hurt!
*bites sips
I do keep myself busy when he's not around. I might do some typing, take some calls perhaps, or tend to my Begonias.
And I like to watch EastEnders, Neighbours and Dallas.
What do you do? Do you have some nice young man to look after?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 14, 2001
Well Moneypenny, I seem to be kept pretty busy - I run the Lighthouse Bar at Cabin 13. You would be more than welcome to drop in anytime you like, if James ever lets you out. he has been known to visit from time to time
As to a young man to look after - well 
not really but there are a few on board who have caught my eye so maybe one day!
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 14, 2001
Oh, I'm sure a lovely girl like yourself will have no trouble finding a prize catch one day!
Sometimes I think ... maybe ... myself and James...
*sighs, sips
Well, Lighthouse- it has been lovely talking to you , but unfortunately I must get back to work, now. I only allow myself a little time for lunch, or I would never get anything done! And James needs me to type out a 98 page letter to the Moravian Ambassador, requesting he over send more of his special Cigarillo's.
I do hope we talk again, and soon!
And thank you very much for the and
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 14, 2001
Its been good talking to you too - I guess I had better get back to work too. Hope to see you again soon
Happy typing!
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 14, 2001
What a nice young woman...
Hmmm, now where were we? Page 23, I think...
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- 21: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 10, 2001)
- 22: Anquet (Aug 11, 2001)
- 23: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 11, 2001)
- 24: Anquet (Aug 11, 2001)
- 25: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 11, 2001)
- 26: Anquet (Aug 11, 2001)
- 27: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 12, 2001)
- 28: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 12, 2001)
- 29: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 12, 2001)
- 30: plato <surfer> (Aug 12, 2001)
- 31: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 13, 2001)
- 32: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Aug 13, 2001)
- 33: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 14, 2001)
- 34: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 14, 2001)
- 35: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 14, 2001)
- 36: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 14, 2001)
- 37: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 14, 2001)
- 38: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 14, 2001)
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- 40: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 14, 2001)
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