h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*knocks at the door*

Hiya mari May I come in??

Oh, how nice! and I see familiar faces, too

*Kasia 's Gwennie, Kes and Pirate*

Oh, hi Wowbagger We didn't met yet, no?

Mari, where can I get such a nice cabin for myself??

*Mari appears to be busy, so Kes answers on her behalf*
It's easy Kasia ... if you go to the entry for the ship (the "Wind Froce 12 etc" entry), then look at all the conversations. Pick an unused cabin number, and start a new conversation with your name & cabin number in the title. You can decorate your cabin any way you want ... and people will drop by to say Hi! Welcome aboard, btw!

Thanks Kes - you are a great help, as allways!

*strolls by*

Very decent of you to help the ladies, matey. I guess you would use the phrase "jolly good", right?

*Adopts her best Essex accent*

Nah! Mow lyke "Jolly Roger" eye shud fink!

*Wonders wistfully when the last time was that she had a jolly good rogering*

"Rogering", dearest? Would that be a folkdance - or a ?

*Sends Flint with a message... The parrot speaks:*

[Flint]
sqwak! sqweek! spok! pook pook!

*The ship's cat lifts its ears at the sound of a "pook" *

Aye, Flint, I read you 5-5-5. But wasn't that last sound supposed to be "pooch"?

[the cat starts shivering]

That could be both the dance and the Pierce, me old sea dog!

*The cat glares at Pierce who he now suspects is actually a member of the canine species, arches his back, hisses, spits and prepares to launch an attack*

[Flint]

Sorry I missed Kasia... there are ships behaving suspiciously out here. Please come to the Crow's Nest to see.

YP the cannonneer has already taken care of that. Turns out he sank "HMS Moderation"

Hmmm, whatever became of our mari-rae, I wonder?

*Gives the place a good tidying, dusting and airing out! Hangs up a sign that says 'WELCOME'.

Puts out food and drink in the hope of visitors.

*Visits, in the hope of food and drink ...*
Hi there! Are those fresh, hot sausage rolls I smell, perchance?

* a wanders past the cabin door drawn by the delicious aroma of fresh baking*


*wonders if this tray will earn her a hot sausage roll*

Yay!! Hi Kes! Hi Galaxy Babe! Sure, there are plenty of hot sausage rolls!! Please have all you like. I also have a bit of malaysian style curry. Would you like to try it too? ? or ?

*Knocks on and peers around Mari's cabin door, her nose leading her to the smell of curry and *

Would that be a veggie-style Malaysian curry Mari?

*Dishes up a steaming plateful and hands it to Gwennie with a pair of chopsticks.*

Sure is! Enjoy!

Malaysian veggie curry! Yum ....Satay-sfaction guaranteed!