h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Removes the pen from Kes's nose and replaces it in his mouth*

Try using the correct orifice dear!

Mari...What on Earth are we going to do with him??? Did you know that Kes is into nasal douching?

*Blows raspberry on gel pen; returns to his *

*Study's Kes's nose...*

that's saying a lot!!

*Sings* "Nobody troubles the nose I see ....."

*Studies Kes intently thinking about what to do with him...*

I'm sure that you'll think of something (legal) Mari!

hi kes wanna schwap one of your pens for an ?

we could be pen pals, buddy!

Ohmigawd!

*Watches in fascinated horror as Pierce inserts a pair pens into each of his nostrils and starts to breath deeply from an *

I fervently hope that he doesn't sneeze!

The pen is mightier than the sordid, Eh?
*resumes slurping through his pen*

watch it, kes - i don't think gwennie likes being called sordid

This behavior all over my bunk has got to stop! It is unseemly and unsanitary! I have to sleep here, you know!!! No more puns!! Now hand me a pen and a nice large

One V&T, with ice, lime slice, and waterproof pen ....coming up!

*Turns up her hearing aid*

Sorted? Who's sorted? Mari...What are they on about now?

*Relieves Kes of Mari's V&T*

Thanks, don't mind if I do...

*Removes the pen, stirs her drink with it and then pokes Pierce in his good eye with the still dripping end*

i guess i should be thankful that you disinfected that pen first, gwennie?

Yes Pierce my dear! I always have your welfare at heart!

Howdy y'all! I was lurkin' around the ship when I heard familiar voices. Can I come in, or are you havin' a private party? I have a six pack with me and I'll share!

come in, share & enjoy

Hi there, Cap'n P. Have a brew. I heard we were headin' for Scotland in this here ship. Say, do you think those Scots men wear their kilts in the wintertime? Must get mighty cold for them if they do. I heard they don't bother about underwear. Did you ever hear that? I wonder why they don't.

*stumbles in, absentmindingly following a wire, bag of spare parts in hand.*
oop-

I'm sorry. I should have knocked.

*follows the wire out again.*

That Demosthenes certainly gets around a bit, doesn't he?

I've heard rumours that there's nowt under t'kilts but what nature intended Mari...