h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

quite good, actually. looking forward to diving into the vast seaweed forests of the sargasso sea. the navigator should have been able to decypher the ancient maps from atlantis by now. i'd better go to the bridge and check

shagbark climbs to the crowsnest carying 2 sets of
Self Contained Underwater Breathing aparatuses.
The Captain may say we are protected by that air pocket but
with alec running that centrifuge I'm not taking any chances.
Anchors the SCUBA firmly to the table with chains.

YAY!! Thank you, Shagbark! I must say that I have my doubts that this is going to work if the Captain is depending on the navigator. Kes doesn't seem to be very orientated.

he is not very orientated? but he is living way more to the east than i am

::wanders in, lugging his scuba gear with him, just in time to miss the pun::

Hey all.

Hey hey Joe, where you goin' with that snorkle in your hand???

shagbark looks up and sees a go by just outside the bubble.
I hope our SEP field works on that guy. I wouldn't want him to take a sudden interest in us

nah, don't worry 'bout the

if i were you i would start worrying 'bout that there killer whale instead




just kidding! everything is fine. enjoy the view

*Breathing stenorously through her scuba gear and balancing on her flippered feet, she feels hot and uncomfortable. Plus she is holding one of Flint's s captive in her pocket. A lands nearby with a note from Flint clutched in its beak. Reads the note and is really disappointed to learn that Flint is neither apologizing for knocking her out of the Crow's Nest, nor is he going to get a new strawhat to replace the one she lost during her terrifying and traumatic fall into the ocean. Tears up the note and sends the back without its olive branch.*



That bird is going to get fed to the if I ever lay my hands on him!!!

shagbark spots a barnacle encrusted sign which says
Now entering The Sargasso Sea International Forest.
As they pass it the beds of seaweed hang thick on every hand.
Thanks to the ships Automatic Gravitational Transference Device
The kelp is imparted with a repulsion force which causes them to move away from the bubble.
Parting they reveal an old Atlantean highway ahead.
I guess I better inform the bridge.
~ring ring hello bridge, this is the crowsnest.
we are now in the Sargasso sea forest.

deeper we go into the massive beds of kelp. the way behind is just a solid wall of kelp.

...inspiring stuff kelp isn't it?

alec.

did someone just cry for help?

I didn't hear anything. Did You? I wonder if he knows you have a baby parrot stashed up here.

I wonder if someone should mention to kes that the last crossroad we passed had a big sign with a trident saying turn here for the main entrance to Atlantis. Naw he's probably to busy to be interested.

::poses infront of the "Turn here for Atlantis" sign and has a passing seal take his picture::

Group photo everyone!

*CLICK*
ok now one with just the Piratesses...
*CLICK*
ok now without your tops on...
::doges spears and tridents::
OW! I wasn't REALLY serious!

You weren't?

Oh me missed the group photo again