A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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shagbark Posted Jun 11, 2002
I guess we are here as pirates not customers. the Captain said if we spot a Mcdonalds to fire at will. Can we do that underwater without puncturing the bubble?
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jun 12, 2002
Sure. Why not? It's 
.
::scarfs pillaged McFries::
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jun 12, 2002
I - for one - would LOVE to blow up a McDonald's... but in a nice way of course.
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shagbark Posted Jun 12, 2002
Just let me grab a sandwich first. Shagbark dons SCUBA and 
s off to get a fish sandwich.
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shagbark Posted Jun 12, 2002
Shagbark returns munching his fish sandwich with a twenty kilo box of meat on one sholder and a twnty kilo box of mcFries on the other. It seemed a shame to let all these get blown up so I liberated some.
Shagbark puts them in the dumb waiter with a note to the galley.
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shagbark Posted Jun 12, 2002
I hope those get sent to the right place. That shaft tends to be a bit dumb sometimes.
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shagbark Posted Jun 12, 2002
with our luck it will probably end up in the engine room.
Maybe I should have consulted alec before putting them in the dumb waiter.
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shagbark Posted Jun 12, 2002
I think I'm just going to sit back here and see what happens. Or maybe I'll go down to see how the quiz corner is coming.
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shagbark Posted Jun 16, 2002
shagbark looks out. this undersea stuff is OK
but I miss having the sun on my limbs
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 16, 2002
*the diamond-plate door in the side of the mast slides noiselessly
open...alecs' dumb-waiter spits out the fr*nch mcfries, each one
is stamped "unfit for 
consumption, recommend
insertion into whoever sent them down here"*
alec.
(not navigating)
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shagbark Posted Jun 17, 2002
well, since these are considered unfit for human consumption maybe we could use them for cannon fodder. Shagbark lowers them on a rope to the foredeck.
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shagbark Posted Jun 20, 2002
I guess I will go check and see if Flint has a hat for Mari-Rae yet.
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shagbark Posted Jun 26, 2002
The dumb waiter opens and shagbark appears. He brushes off a chair and sits. 
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