A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam

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Post 2081

Kes

Easier with sanders?

Would that be Colonel Sanders?


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Post 2082

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

what? colonel sanders on the kitchen table? smiley - erm

think i prefer working a smiley - chick on it smiley - cool

smiley - pirate


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Post 2083

F F Churchton

You need to get out more... to DIY warehouses!!!


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Post 2084

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i tried that once, but there aren't many smiley - chicksmiley - chick there - mostly men in overalls smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 2085

F F Churchton

Don't suppose you watched Hardware last night??


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Post 2086

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

nope. not an option hereabouts. why, was it any good?

smiley - pirate


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Post 2087

Kes

Navigation's not Hard....Where are we supposed to be going? smiley - winkeye


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Post 2088

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

Towards the land that someday will appear before the bow of coursesmiley - smiley


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Post 2089

shagbark

we are actually heading toward a small group of Islands In the Middle of the Pacific. So it is highly improbable taht we will ever get theresmiley - erm. Then again We have never missed getting somewhere yet.


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Post 2090

F F Churchton

What do you mean, we've visited some places in Australia, the centre of the Earth...


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Post 2091

Kes

*Inspects the chart for the Pacific ocean, which is mostly blue.*

Aha! I think I've found a group of islands in the middle ... right here!

*Jabs at the afore-mentioned items, and discovers that they are stuck to his fingertip.*

Oh no ... just some biscuit crumbs. There's an awful lot of ocean on this chart ..... can anyone see where the islands are .... if they're right in the middle I could always steer that way and hope ......


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Post 2092

Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot

Well steering and hoping is as good a strategy as we have ever employed aboard the Blood. Aim the pointy bit at the horizon and let fly main sheet. Or whatever it is we do at moments like this. Oh I know what we do. smiley - cheers


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Post 2093

F F Churchton

The Pacific is full of islands, how can you not find one???


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Post 2094

Floh Fortuneswell

*enters*
Pacific? Is this where we are?smiley - weird


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Post 2095

F F Churchton

It could be Rotterdam, or anywhere, Liverpool or Rome. No-one seems to know!!!


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Post 2096

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - laugh
Sounds adventuresome smiley - ok


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Post 2097

F F Churchton

Well only sometimes, whenever we find some on-line pictures of places!!!


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Post 2098

Kes

It's definitely the Pacific ... by my calculations we've reached here.
*Sticks one end of the dividers into the chart, at the place where the lettering for the ocean starts. The Blood sails regally past a gigantic letter "P" on the port side* smiley - silly


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Post 2099

Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot

Oh dear it looks like someone has pee'd in the ocean. smiley - erm


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Post 2100

F F Churchton

I suppose there is a gaint "S" on the otherside!!!


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