h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You do!?...How nice!.......That is cool!

NM

Has there always been such a gap between the bottom of the posts and the reply button?

Hiya Monkeygirl! Hope you have fun here at h2g2e2

Joe aka Arnia

Passing out Monsy's vodka fishies

G'day....

Just wanted to introduce myself : TowelMaster, but please call me TM if it'll help you relax.

Oh : Hey Guys, guess what's new on my page...

TM.

Please please please edit your homepage, as it will help us come talk to you

Here's how to do the smileys and fish:

> < > = (just take out the spaces)
: - ) =
; - ) =
8 - ) =
: - ( =

~Irving Washington, ACE

Peta, I've put in a new user's forum for this week at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=44669&forum=617



~Irving

Allo, everyone. Thank you for all the warm greetings and all the helpful information. Upon going to my homepage, you will find it updated with a bit of information.
Morton, the , says allo!
Monkeygirl

This is my first posting as I only joined up about an hour ago. Looking forward to making friends and contributing some guides, any tips on submitting would be welcome.
Arwen

How can I create those fishes, I like them.

All right there, one and all! How's it going? Drop into my page for rambling prose and useless (and maybe even something slightly useful) information...

Hi Arwen, and welcome to H2G2. You may have already discovered that if you click on the circular logo at the top left of the page you will end up in a paradise of H2G2 links. Thye are all either useful or fun, sometimes both. Look for the guidelines to submitting articles to find out a bit about the sort of thing H2G2 is looking for.
Or browse through existing approved articles. You could always go over to ACES area and click on one of their name to find out the sorts of things

Write in a natural style - genearlly people who try to write funny don't always get it right. Also, be careful when making comments that might be taken the wrong way - there are some thin skins around!

Why not do an article on your hobby, or where you live? Or about any interesting places near you?

Don't worry about the use of HTML etc - the subeditors and editors will sort that out. In fact, the subs will probably remove any existing HTML and redo it.

Have fun

Chop two tomatoes into ickle bits and snarl at them a little bit.
put them in a bowl and poke them a bit with a big wooden rolling pin.
Chop half an onion into tiny tiny bits and poke your tongue out at it a bit trying not to cry.
Chop a red pepper and a green pepper into into matchstick shapes "i" thus.
Chuck the onion figments and the pepper figments into a bowl and slap them a bit.
put a pinch of salt and a pinch of black pepper in.
drop a splodge of tabasco in (cheating, yes).
drop a splodge of paprika and a spodge of cumin and a corner of a bay leaf and a squeezle of lemon and cackle lots.
put half a pint of gin in.
put it in a blender and really give it some.
and now you have what is almost certainly a killer chilli sauce

HI Deadlock!
I've got not much time to write, but I just wanted to say hello and
tell you that I'm a Newbie and also a spendsfartoolittletimeionthecomputerbie -- only about an hour a day!

Furthermore, Ithinkyourlongtermisthecorrectone !
CU
Highflyer

Thx Highflyer,
Only an hour a day eh? Wow does my girlfriend wish I was you. I tend to get 4 - 5 hours on most days and as for weekends well dont ask. I think my correct term is a whynotgooutandgetalifebie.

Hmmm, if i have to stretch to putting in so much gin i think i will stick to ketchup still i like the snarling at tomatoes bit

Anyway can anyone tell me if it is possible to move (well copy would be better i guess) the last entry (oscar) into my how do you make a decent chilli sauce forum ???

Just copy the text and paste it into your own forum.

So simple, So inventive, SO WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!!!

As ever i overlook the obvious Cheers!