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Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
Abi Started conversation Jul 17, 2000
Welcome to h2g2 - *the* unconventional Guide to Life, the Universe and Everything! This is thread to meet other researchers old and new and find out what makes this rather special site tick!
Kettle's on so come on in!
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Oi! Less of the "old" if you don't mind! 
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
GOD Posted Jul 17, 2000
Honestly EV, the cheek of the women !!!
* HE takes the proffered mug of coffee under duress... *
Well, I suppose I ought to say something about the Guardian Angels & all their lovely deeds in the name of helping new user's... which given the rather impudent hospitality on offer here, must be a godsend... 
This week the H2G2 Guardian Angels are...
Well, if Saint Wampus can be bothered to come back from the Sunnier climes of Bermuda. We will be holding a seminar on the 'Joys of Apathy'... So if you could turn up sometime this week, it would be most appreciated...
Also, Saint (Mr.) Indifferent will be giving the nearly definitive guide to Uncertainty !!! Thankfully, you can register to attend at the last minute...or not.
So why not let the Angels administer a little divine intervention...
Click the Following...
http://www.h2g2.com/A300943
Or our New User's Guide at...
http://www.h2g2.com/A352667
Sorry, our offer for your very OWN free Guardian Angel has officially run out. But I'm sure we can let you have an Angel on a no interest for six-months, easy pay credit plan, 30 day money back guarantee special !!!
So why not come around, or we will send Saint Galaxy Babe - the Patron Saint of Tantrums around to your place... 
- Simply, High Spirited.
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
GOD Posted Jul 17, 2000
Abi is just sore because she missed out on our free Guardian Angel offer...
- Simply, High Spirited.
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
Abi Posted Jul 17, 2000
and what exactly is that meant to mean hhmmmmm?
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
GOD Posted Jul 17, 2000
Oh, come on...!!!
I've noticed how you have had your eye on the Archangel Zax...
- Moving In Mysterious Ways.
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
Abi Posted Jul 17, 2000
*slaps God round the chops*
Don't get cheeky with me, young .... I mean ancient man!
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 17, 2000
*winces*
That'll be eternal damnation, then.
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
J'au-æmne Posted Jul 17, 2000
*waves from the Cybercafé, for once I am actually here... for three more minutes...*
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
Abi Posted Jul 17, 2000
*waves at Joanna*
EV - I would like to see him try!
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
GOD Posted Jul 17, 2000
* HE looks on innocently... *
Well, I never !!!
Here I'm am just just telling the truth as I see it, and WHAMMO !!!
* HE thinks about mentioning 'that time of the month', but HE is never that crass, and furthermore, you would never know what's going to happen with Abi's pugalistic persona - period... *
All I can say is that I'm shocked...
* pause *
Shocked...& Stunned
* Still, I must have hit a raw nerve... *
- Simply, Keeping Up His Dukes Up In Future.
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 17, 2000
*gulps nervously*
*doesn't wave at Joanna because she'll have gone home by now*
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Oh, yes please. Milk and eighteen sugars.
*looks around for newcomers*
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
GOD Posted Jul 17, 2000
* HE saunters off aloof, claiming the moral high ground as HE goes... *
* HE has utter faith that any newcomer's will plainly see who is/and who isn't fit to help them on their ways... *
- Simply, Higher Spirited.
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
ldiot8oy Posted Jul 17, 2000
Hmmmm...seems this is more confusing than I thought...
Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
J'au-æmne Posted Jul 17, 2000
Its not really that scary... see you've already managed to post to a forum... and edit your homepage... it will (hopefully) all become clear...
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Newcomers Welcome w/c 17 July 2000
- 1: Abi (Jul 17, 2000)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 3: GOD (Jul 17, 2000)
- 4: Abi (Jul 17, 2000)
- 5: GOD (Jul 17, 2000)
- 6: Abi (Jul 17, 2000)
- 7: GOD (Jul 17, 2000)
- 8: Abi (Jul 17, 2000)
- 9: Abi (Jul 17, 2000)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 11: J'au-æmne (Jul 17, 2000)
- 12: Abi (Jul 17, 2000)
- 13: GOD (Jul 17, 2000)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 15: Abi (Jul 17, 2000)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 17: GOD (Jul 17, 2000)
- 18: Abi (Jul 17, 2000)
- 19: ldiot8oy (Jul 17, 2000)
- 20: J'au-æmne (Jul 17, 2000)
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