h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After being much discussed in this thread - F2554518?thread=1019817 - the shock picture of Black Leopard in a negligee has now come into the possession of the Ozark Party! We believe that the voting public has a right to know - so here it is: http://uk.geocities.com/lunchtimeproductions/images/negligeeleopard.gif .

Woah. That's what I call... um. Incriminating.

Ye gads! Its worse than what I remember hurridely photoshopping!

Boo! Shame!

What a leopard chooses to get up to in the privacy of its own lair is its own business. Gutter-level tactics from the Ozarks of which they should be thoroughly ashamed

Oh, pah. That there is a picture of a big cat in a negligee. Only on hootoo.

So what is 'incriminating' about it? It's only incriminating if you have a problem with big cats wearing negligees. Personally, I prefer to defend the individual cat's right to choose what he or she wears. In the privacy of his or her own lair, obviously.

I don't think you realize that it's a picture of a leopard in lingerie. That alone is just fantastic. Whose life is complete without seeing a leopard in lingerie? Next up, a sheep in steel toed boots and then a penguin in parachute pants

The Ozark campaign likes and respects the Black Leopard campaign by the way. Our page A5645531 shows this nicely, I think.

But that would be as a way of shoring up the loyalty of the Badger Repression Mercenaries you've lined up for after the election, no? The subtext isn't lost on me And if they come for the badgers, then they will surely come for the differently-garmented big cats afterwards.

EvilClaw? Are you watching this? The Ozarks are treating your army like fools! A great force humbled by an ignoble alliance - makes me want to weep.

You've lost me.
Meh. Just as well. Never was a fan of crazy conspiracy theories...

F1742575?thread=1002948#p11051191

Ring any bells? Need me to join the dots there?

Evil Army - the Ozarks will disband you as soon as you have done their anti-badger bidding! Don't listen to them!

I think you've gone round the bend, Trin

a.) The Evil Army has survived the MotMV, the Doghouse, the TA, and the Thingites to name a few.

b.) My SIC started taht that thread. I know whats on it.

c.) OF course I'm watching this thread. I'm ALWAYS watching.

Phew. EC's here. It's *not* too late

It does appear that someone here is playing games, but it isn't me or Jodan.

... Wait, what?

No, I don't think it was you either.

But does anyone have a picture in their heads of a sheep, a cat and a hillbilly sitting around a table playing card games? I do.

Is that like the one with the dogs wearing hats?

I do but the picture also includes a leopard in lingerie.

Yeah, the dogs.

And that leopard in lingerie has been in all my mental pictures lately

Oooo... awkward.