h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*s ing to bed*

goodnight sweety and I am also so mush sone before my typos get rediculusus, I spel efen worst when tired,

right...

left...

...
eternity huh?
you must get very bored.

Nope, not bored at all. I just assumed that the appropriate response to right was left!

Oops! It was wrong wasn't it!

yes...
it doesn't matter to me.
i would get very bored in eternity.

But I would never let you get bored!!

*stands on her head and pulls funny faces at Lonely Stranger*

Oh and there's lots of tied up delivery people in the bedroom you can play with!

I know the answer .

It is the relative theory of matter concerning the infinite result of certain psycological remnants of eternal nuclei regarding lonliness and inability to retract from the given state within the dimensions available at the present time in the induced state of consciousness.

Of course it is more complicated than that but I thought I would put it in a simplified way.

*Carries a few tied up dilivery people into the room for the others to play with

*walks in, bemused, and wondering how she got there in the first place*

Yow.

*2legs opens an and pours it into a large glass, then adds an to the in the glass and adds an to this, taking another this is also opened and put into the glass with the other another is added Hash-
*2legs collects one of the dilivery girls and takes her into the bedroom he closes the door

*faint sound of screaming hash-

*2legs wonder back out fo redboom
*lurches for a bottle Of
*misses
*falls over
*gets up
*falls over
*gets up
*falls over
*gives up
*stays on floor
*grabsd bottle
*drinks it where he lays

::still ing that delivery girl...::

Ahhhhhhh!

The dilivery Girl!!!

*Rushes through to bedroom

*unties delivery Girl!

*gets a slap for being forgetful!

*ties up delivery Girl again, closes bedroom door

Much marriment then. Ah.

*finds a couch underneath a a pile of bottles, clears away a few of the bottles, sits down.*

*2legs walks back through, much happier

Fancy a hash--fish> ??? or a -joint ???
Hash- ???

*grabs an an a an and two more

*ponders

grabs another with a for luck

*looks up at him*

Erm. No thank you.

I'm still trying to figure out what I'm doing here.

I only came in to borrow a spoon...I've been here for ...weeks I think.
Good party though
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I was dancing at one point but my legs don't seem to work probably now...must be something i ate
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