h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have a pail of theres something wrong with my legs now as well;
they seemed to have multiplied!*
trys to stand up
*falls over

You have a delivery person tied to your legs>>>>>>
Is that legal........oh dear i think she is about to bite you on the shin.............................
Is there a in the house?

Oh, yes, she can bite me Nurse? do you have the uniform ???

A soppn, you say?

*Conjures one out of this air and hands it to him*

Dun't you ever get tired of perpertually partying?

::Stares at the soppn:: What the Hades is THAT?!
Hehehe. ::continues nibbling on the deliver girl's ear::

Can't really get tired, its always Saturday hash-
*hands whip to delivery girl

What did you just hand me?

A spoon. Sorry. I can't seem to speak.

::spits delivery girl hair out his mouth while she get grabs a drink::

Th at illw be the hash- actually I am probably going to RL bed now

::shares drink with delivery girl, who then pounces him::

Hey it's my birthday.... anyone?
2legs can you help me unwrap this ? My hands won't work now.
BTW I have a nurses uniform......do you want it complete with badges? I'm sure it will suit you!!!
It'll be a bit dusty though .....I haven't worked in a hospital for over 12 years. the elastic in the suspenders has probably gone

We can put the nurses uniform on the dilivery girl
Takes and begins unwrapping, grabs glass and fills it
*begins singing;
happy birthday to you;
happy birthday to you........ and

AAWWW thankyou.
Yes it will fit the delivery girl......she looks quite cute.

Yes! and we have several more dilivery girls/boys tied up around here somewhere, only I forgot where I put them ash- again!

::his delivery girl wears nothing but a bit of ribbon from the :: Hoo-rah!!!

I mean.

want to exchange dilivery girls for a few hours hash--joint -fish-joint
Hallocination?

Who invited the ?

I think I did ...greetings Earthling

I thought the was a hallucination? Just like the