h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Wonders about with Pizza Dilivery Girl

*notices the time

*oh,

Sorry, uys/gals:: I have to go off in a few hours for a couple of weeks, but rest assured I will be back on Saturday

*A strange man walks in and looks around at the now quiet party*

Hm.

*The strange man walks slowly over to the bar and takes a seat*

*He makes no gesture to anyone else. He has the look of a man who's just not very cheery. If anyone tried to cheer him up, he made it vary clear that he didn't feel much like being cheered up*

*This made him not a very pleasant person to be around*

~ahem~ milk, please. [taps on bar]

::lifts his head up from the couch:: Stop all that absence of racket! Can't you see I'm trying not to be passed out?!

who's in the toilet?
i've been here for 2 hours already...anyone got a bucket?

*hands Tabitca a bucket*

Maybe we should break down the toilet door, that should stir things up around here. evil

Sorry stranger, there ain't no milk served here. Try the milkshed down the road, left at the first circle, straight ahead for a block, right at the traffic lights, right again at the stop street, straight on for about 2 miles, left at the corner where ol' Walt left his shoes and straight on down to Mrs Watson's place. She will direct you the the shed.

Milk shed? Oh whatever.

If any of you twin girls wanna get freaky, I'll be over there and there. ::tries to point::

Here, have another drink see if that doesn't make the twins into triplets!

*goes back to the party after giving up on her government paper*

Hello Stranger *hands him a milk after digging about in the fridge*

*2legs returns with Pizza Dilivery girl

"said I was coming back Saturday how about that for timeing?
*lights hash-
*grabs drink
*heads to dark corner with Pizza Dilivery Girl, looking around for the Strange Girl..
<fish-hash?

*walks over to dark corner leaving behind glowing *

Hi 2Legs, making pizza girl happy again? What Strange Girl you looking for?

Pizza-Girl is now very happy hash-
Strange Girl:: any really but there was a Strange Girl here somewhere on Saturday night the first Saturday night I think,,

*remembers something..
*rushes into bedroom
*returns with (untied) Strange girl,,::

Quick, get this girl a drink::
And how about another order-out for food?
hash-

Here you go strange girl

*orders pizza*

Have you got some spare hash 2legs? I'd like to try it.

I said get her a drink quick, that must have been nearly six hours
Here; I always have plenty of
Hash- but would you like to try a hash- ? or perhaps a hash- ? or, if you are feeling daring we could share a hash- ? Or, perhaps if you would prefer, I could roll a -joint

Sorry about the slow drink

I always feel daring so lets share the hash-. What can I expect to feel? excited-

Expect to feel whatever you desire
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