h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

depends on what you been smoking??????? It looks real to me

well, maybe

*takes dilivery girl back through to bedrrom

*closes door

*XXXX

*XXX

*XXXX

Who's that screaming.....oh it's 2legs....delivery girl bite you again? you should feed her !!
more more

*2legs returns from bedroom

Is that the door I can hear being knocked at?

*investigates door

hay, there is another pizza dilivery girl at the door; who ordered the pizza, we haven't any more money I don't think, I am going to take her hostage as well

*2legs goes back to door armed with a couple of lengths of rop

*retursn with new tied up pizza dilivery girl I
shall put her with the others

Anyone want some of this pizza; wwe have about eight boxes, and some fries, and garlic bread,

*begins opening pizza boxes...

*eats pizza
*ta
kes new dilivery girl into bedroom

*puts other dilivery girl with two other dilivery girls and two dilivery boys in the cupboard,

*returns to cupboard and gives hostages a couple of pizza and a drink each,

*supprised they are still breathing

*goes into bedroom

*wakes up and looks around* Hmm, I wonder when I fell asleep...

Oh well, it's still Saturday!!!!

*hands an to Infinity and grabs one for herself*

*Returns from bedroom

grabs

another oh, another eats more pizza...

[returns]
Ah... It's great not to be missed.
[leaves again]

STINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! You were missed, very, very much!!!!!

YEAH! stinkywigfiddle your back though t it had been a bit quiet i Think i Had fallen asleep/unconscious anyone? or anyone? dilivery girl anyone oh, no, that reminds me, *takes water to diliv girls to drin

*a huge pile of money appears*

Yay! Now we can pay any other delivery GIRLS that arrive.

*phones the pizza place*

Hello could you please deliver pizza and please send it with a delivery BOY.

But, I can still tie them up? I think we already have a dilivery boy in the cupboard under the stairs, if youre interested and the dilivery girls are in the adjoining room, the toilet and teh cupboard under the sink I think we need some more rope
*sips
*down
*drinks
*quafs
*downs

back just in time...brings rope she pinched er borrowed off a mountaineer she saw on holiday.Just what I need to cheer me up

The cheers me up to but so do the dilivery Girls and the Boys as well to a certain extent plenty of for me soon going to mates Stag night on Saturday and yes I have rope, frilly knickers a rubber chicken a lenght of rubber piping and variously weird leather studded things to help make it go with a bang for him on his special night, oh, must book a Escort? for him as well what happened to that dilivery of food?

*grabs an * Now where did you say that delivery boy was? *starts looking*

Party? So it's saturday then! I like it, I had fun here next saturday! cool. I think I'll try again last Saturday, cos the pizza will be hotter then. By the way, while I'm here, anyone seen a couple of jelly flavoured penguins carrying a large red button? You can't miss them, they're not wearing any shoes. M.

Hmmm! Jelly flavoured penguins carrying large red button? Yep, I saw them. I directed them to Phreako, 'cause she likes buttons and they might like to have a button swop with her.

Why you looking for them, M?

Hi Infinity!
Thanks for info.2 reasons..
1. They owe me money,
2. they taste good,
3. i promised to return the button to its rightful owner.
So thats 3, kick me, i know i know. Anyhow i'd never gotton to meet you lot if i hadnt followed them through just about every thread between here + the pole! So, pour me a stiff one b4 i go off to investigate these delivery girls. " i may not be back for some time "
salutations, Motiak.

*2legs falls out of the cupboard grinning insainely
*a dilivery Girl and dilivery boy also fall out
Any booze left?