h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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must be some kind of spatial and temporal rift across that bit of the room; took about two hours for the bottle to reach me, but must appreciated How long was I in the cupboard for? *nudges the dilivery girl and opens her mouth to pour some brandy down:
Hows that? makes a change hay Nice and cozy this cupboard, anyone else want to try

*grabs the cute delivery boy and jumps into the cupboard with him*

i hope he is not already too warn out
*locks cupboard
*grabs a pint of and a pint of drinks the gets another and drinks the two before getting anotehr anyone feeling hungary, maybe we should call out for another dilivery girl i mean another take away
*takes dilivery girl and disipears into bedroom

6 DAYS i've been in there !!!!!!!!!!! full of drunken, hungry, rude young delivery girls. And i only got half way through! still, it's only Saturday, so i'm going back in, (so to speak).
and reluctantly runs back into the melee`. Head first and assured of a soft landing!

I was in teh cubpoard with the dilivery girls for over a month non stop
*returns from bedroom
*grabs
*goes back into bedroom

::wakes up::
Hey! Girls girls, please! There's plenty of me to go around! LOL!

*staggers out of bedroom::
Those Dilivery Girls are insatiable, and won't take "no" for an snswer::
Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it!
*grabs another crate of and sidesteps back into bedroom

Does anyone know how to get to perpetual Friday? I'm running ridicuously low on dosh! HELP!!!!
M(J)

Hmmm, in a word, No? but hay, I don't think you need any dosh in this perpetual saturday party: the booze and dilivery girls just keep flowing

*picks the lock and gets out of the cupboard, clothes and hair mussed*

What a shame, the delivery boy got worn out

*grabs a *

I think there are another couple round here somewhere, they should be nice and fresh and full of energy Hay, anyone seen Stinky recently ? *drinks and strokes hair of pizza dilivery Girl

*looks around for stinky* Ya know, I haven't seen him lately....I wonder what has become of him?

::Being dragged back and forth between quite a few of the delivery girls::

::And... Loving it.::

good to see that Debauchery is still going strong *wonders off to open cupboard and retrive a couple of pizza dilivery girls a chinese dilivery girl a kabab dilivery girl and a curry dilivery girl
*disappears into bedroom closes door
*muffled sounds of screaming

*finds another good looking delivery boy and hopes back in the cupboard*

*takes oppertunity to sneak out of bedroom
*grabs and looks through the reminants of take away food strewn over the room
*finds and eats a slice of cold pizza
*sisappears with booze back to find dilivery girls

*gets out of the cupboard and surveys the room* We must find stinky and all the others!

Any idea where stinky is? I don't think stinky's made any postings for a long while, Oh, dear, what could have happened?

I'm kind worried...maybe we should form a search party