A Conversation for Hypatia For President of H2G2 Campaign Headquarters
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HappyDude Posted Sep 9, 2005
Can I just apologise for the election – ask a simple question and all 
breaks loose 
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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Sep 9, 2005
I rather like the idea being the Grand High Inquisitor...slightly menacing, but lovable. Karl Rove without the rove-ness.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 9, 2005
Coolio nice idea is a Gread Inquistoe thingy, he/she will need a dungony of course
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Sep 9, 2005
I shall be voting for Hyp. I'm not expecting a cabinet position, because I'm not sure that the world of h2g2 would accept an owl as a Secretary. 
Come to think of it, are owls even allowed to vote? 
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Pimms Posted Sep 9, 2005
I wish to add my support to Hypatia's campaign.
I do this in an unselfish spirit - I need no bribes to be counted among the admirers of Hypatia's political acumen, I just want to go and live on an island somewhere - Oh, I do already. 
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LL Waz Posted Sep 9, 2005
Hypatia gave me sweets - my vote will always be Hypatia's .
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Witty Moniker Posted Sep 9, 2005
*Ponders future cabinet position.*
Would that be the drinks cabinet? How about Secretary of Mixology?
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Hypatia Posted Sep 9, 2005
Sounds appropriate.
*clears throat* When elected I will provide each of my supporters a quart Mason jar filled with Uncle Harvey's moonshine. Please apply to the Secretary of Mixology for your permit to get p****d on the premises.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Sep 9, 2005
As I will be secretary of state if we win, I need to find a useful task during the campaign.
How about if I organize a banquet and charge 10 moxons a plate? We need to raise funds to pay off Uncle Harvey.
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Witty Moniker Posted Sep 9, 2005
Perfect!
*Takes out pda and strikes a perky pose... pen poised.*
I'll place an order for a pad of permit pages. People will by piling up to apply for their permits. I'd better procure plenty to prevent the populace from plotzing.
Does Uncle Harvey's 'shine have an octane rating?
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Hypatia Posted Sep 9, 2005
Well, they tried to analyze it once by seeing if they could get Clem's Lawnboy to run on it. The mix was too rich for it.
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J Posted Sep 9, 2005
I think I've got the page up to date.
We're trying to churn out a platform via email. If anyone has any bright ideas, this is as good a place as any...
Tell your friends! 
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J Posted Sep 9, 2005
Oh, y'know a journal entry sending people to this page would be an excellent idea... Maybe an email to an h2g2 friend or an addition to the nickname.
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 12, 2005
Hem, hem, hem... now, I know I'm vague and elf-like and all that jazz - but I still haven't been added to the list of Hyp's supporters (see posting no.26 in this conversation)
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Hypatia Posted Sep 12, 2005
Jodan!!!!!
Alert!
Alert!
Alert!
Our future Ambassador from Sweden and Flamenco dance instructor hasn't been added to the list.
Alert!
Alert
Alert!
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Hypatia Posted Sep 12, 2005
Ti, I'm so sorry. I can't imagine how that happened. Here, dear. have a soothing tisane and some pecan shortbread cookies while we wait for Jodan to come back online. 
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 12, 2005
Mmmm - pecan shortbread?
Although I think I'd prefer hot chocolate to tisane, if that's not too much trouble...
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Hypatia Posted Sep 12, 2005
No trouble at all. Would you like a little cinnamon in your hot chocolate? Or some of those cute little marshmallows to float on top?
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- 21: HappyDude (Sep 9, 2005)
- 22: Sol (Sep 9, 2005)
- 23: Montana Redhead (now with letters) (Sep 9, 2005)
- 24: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Sep 9, 2005)
- 25: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Sep 9, 2005)
- 26: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 9, 2005)
- 27: Pimms (Sep 9, 2005)
- 28: LL Waz (Sep 9, 2005)
- 29: Witty Moniker (Sep 9, 2005)
- 30: Hypatia (Sep 9, 2005)
- 31: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Sep 9, 2005)
- 32: Witty Moniker (Sep 9, 2005)
- 33: Hypatia (Sep 9, 2005)
- 34: J (Sep 9, 2005)
- 35: J (Sep 9, 2005)
- 36: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 12, 2005)
- 37: Hypatia (Sep 12, 2005)
- 38: Hypatia (Sep 12, 2005)
- 39: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 12, 2005)
- 40: Hypatia (Sep 12, 2005)
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