h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please excuse Ignatius for being absent yesterday. He was traumatized by his name.

Please excuse Suzy for being absent yesterday. She had to clean her room, and it made her sick.

judilou82453: have you visited my excuses only thread yet?
judilou82453: no, unless she just posted some more in the short time we've been home today...
Extolation: excuses only thread?!
judilou82453: yep. *giggle*
judilou82453: just a sec...
Extolation: hrm...
judilou82453: F63419?thread=judilou82453: have you visited my excuses only thread yet?
judilou82453: no, unless she just posted some more in the short time we've been home today...
Extolation: excuses only thread?!
judilou82453: yep. *giggle*
judilou82453: just a sec...
Extolation: hrm...
judilou82453: F63419 Extolation: ...ok. what is it? judilou82453: just what it says.... like questions only or answers only, except this is just excuses. Extolation: i'm too stupid for that kind of thing. judilou82453: nah... you can go there to get a good excuse if you need one... Extolation: lol. how about, "i spilled my milk" judilou82453: or a bad excuse. your choice. we got both kinds. judilou82453: but *why* did you spill your milk. judilou82453: the cat knocked it over? Extolation: acutally, it was my mom's milk. and that's the excuse. that's the reason I ran over the sign with my car. judilou82453: ooooh, post that one! I love it! Extolation: *grin*

I meant for it to turn out like that.

yeah, Lady Scott, that was my excuse for posting in this thread.

peace.

You mean I wasn't supposed to click on the red button?

Well, it's certainly not *my* fault - I wasn't even here when it exploded!

What was said to the last telemarketer:

Why are you calling me??!?! I don't have a phone!!!

I really was watching it and all of a sudden it just disappeared.

I only turned my back for a second,
and when I turned back around to the front,
she was nowhere to be seen. Apparently
she was very good at ripping off all her
clothes and running down the street.

He must have learned to walk through walls because he was here a minute ago....

You mean he's already been and left?
He must be related to Houdini.

Elvis has left the building.

Well, of course Elvis can get away with
that because he's Elvis and we aren't!

the button stuck, not my fault that you buy cheap keyboards.

the button stuck, not my fault that you buy cheap keyboards.

I'm only #3 on the most posts list because I'm doing this while waiting for my laundry to get done.... honest!

I thought you said a meltdown was a good thing!

You just don't have the right thinking pattern to understand the situation...

You're far too young to understand.