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Post 141

Lady Scott

Why bother to clean house? It just gets dirty again anyway.


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Post 142

Lady Scott

Why bother to rake the leaves? The snow will cover them up eventually.


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Post 143

Lady Scott

The servers are having a problem.


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Post 144

Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite)

Why don't I make my bed in the morning? Well, you see, when I wake up, my bed is soooo comfy that I don't want to get out of it. Making my bed, and thusly returning it to its neat state, would rid it of it cozy comfort. So, I leave the bed unmade, I don't lose anything, and I keep a comfy bed.


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Post 145

Lady Scott

It didn't look like it posted the first 12 times I tried to post it.


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Post 146

Uncle Heavy [sic]

no no no it always smells like that


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Post 147

Lady Scott

Yes, this *is* the look I was going for.


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Post 148

Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite)

Well, I *would've* colored the sky blue if I had a blue crayon, but I don't. And I looked at every store in the area. And they don't have any either. So I called other stores in the country, and they don't have any either. So I emailed stores in other countries. No blue crayons there either. Apparently, blue crayons are extinct. That is why the sky in my picture is orange.


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Post 149

Tonto

I thought the blue crayons were mine<!>


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Post 150

Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite)

That's the best answer I could think of!


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Post 151

Lady Scott

My excuse is that I have no excuse.


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Post 152

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

I fell asleep during your speech


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Post 153

Lady Scott

I don't speak the language.


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Post 154

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

I'm deaf in this ear.


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Post 155

Tonto

I can't lip read<!>


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Post 156

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

I don't know sign language!


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Post 157

Lady Scott

I thought you were joking.


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Post 158

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I was P***'ed at the time!


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Post 159

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I was P***'ed at the time!


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Post 160

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I was P***'ed at the time!


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