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Post 321

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I couldn't hear the knock at the door because I was busy gassing myself with my head inside the oven.


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Post 322

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Well, I didn't realise it was an electric oven, and that's why!


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Post 323

Lady Scott

I couldn't answer the phone because I don't have one.


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Post 324

McKay The Disorganised

Baaaaa Baaaaaaaaa Thats easy for you to say.


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Post 325

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

No, I'm not dead, and that's why I want to change my gas supplier! smiley - grrsmiley - winkeye


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Post 326

McKay The Disorganised

All I did was click my lighter to look at my watch.


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Post 327

Lady Scott

That's what I get for trying to use a brit term instead of a US term...


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Post 328

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I didn't see the tree as it was obscured by pedestrians. smiley - erm


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Post 329

GreyDesk

It slipped off.


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Post 330

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I wasn't waring one!


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Post 331

GreyDesk

No really, it slipped off smiley - yikes


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Post 332

Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite)

I must admit, the mods came up with a pretty good excuse there... smiley - winkeye

I *did* try something, but that wasn't what I tried!


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Post 333

GreyDesk

This Posting hasn't been hidden during moderation because it broke the House Rules in some way. It's been hidden because I got out of bed on the wrong side this morning.


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Post 334

Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite)

I assumed you would know what I meant. I didn't know there was more than one way to interpret it and that would cause the plant to undergo a nuclear meltdown!


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Post 335

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Because it was moderated!


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Post 336

Lady Scott

How was I supposed to know it meant something entirely different in the UK?


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Post 337

GreyDesk

I voted for them because I like her haircut.


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Post 338

Teasswill

It just came apart in my hands.


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Post 339

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I thought it read donate, not detonate..


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Post 340

Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite)

I think it commited suicide. But it wasn't my fault. Couldn't have been.


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