h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They make them all too small for me to use.

It fell off!

I was just as shocked as everyone else.

Well, we walked half way round the lake and decided it would be too far to go all the way round, so turned round again and walked back<!>

I was shocked!

I tried it but it didn't work for me.

The double yellow lines were badly faded, so I didn't think they applied any more.

We don't drive on *that* side of the road where I come from.

How was I ment to know that the brown was the live wire...

They all looked the same to me.

The French finished second.

if it wern't for them finishing ahead then we would have certainly finished higher.

I was holding back for a last minute dash - I held back for too long.

Liam.

Because I'm bigger than you... <!>

I didn't want to boast...

Because I was in hysterics!; That's why!

I just couldn't help myself...

Because I've got to wash up and tidy *waves I will return, but I refuse to be dictated to by the political materations of a fanatic, so I'll do it when I wan to!

Somebody must have left the gate open. I can't see how else a would have got in here...

Oh, she's your girlfriend.