h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my finger won't move off this button.

my finger won't move off this button.

my finger won't move off this button.

That must be why you multiposted<!>

I thought everyone liked it when it was 65 degrees F outside!

Because I don't understand farenheight.

I thought you said absolute zero<!>

Absolutly; I told him to collect the boys, how was I ment to know you said " brides!

I am too tired<!>

I wasn't awake at the point in time in question.

I'm not tired enough.

I wasn't even born then<!>

I wasn't even conscious of my own existance at that point!

My mum wasn't even born<!>

My computer just crashed.

I tripped over the power cord<!>

I meant to spell chord that way<!>

I would be playing the right chord, if the bass player didn't keep playing out of time and upsetting the rythm of the piece!

Well, if the drummer could keep time...

if only my computer wouldn't keep crashin