h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was having a bad day.

I was having a good day.

I was too sleepy.

It didn't mention caffiene on the packet.

The broadband didn't install because,
A., The installation programme was pathetic.
B., instructions were abscent, pressumed missing.
C., Its always easier to do it manually.
D., automatic configeration settings were checked in the LAN settings, which they shouldn't, and which the installation programme hadn't thought to attend to.
E., Irrational checking, and unchecking of check boxes, and randomly changing settings has a more effective outcome than the technical support.

I had to go to school.

I had homework.

Well, you see your daughter does look remarkibly simular to you, especially in the dark, and thats how come I happened to......

You make it sound like giving into peer pressure is a *bad* thing...

I was just copying what I saw you do last week.

I only did that because he did it<!>

I don't remember the incident in question.
Would you like some tea?

Darjeeling, earl gray, jasmine or PG tips?

makes my belly swell<!>

Food makes my belly swell

Swelling makes my <!>

The swelling prevented me sitting close enough to the desk to be able to type up the report.

My nose is bleeding<!>

it is <?> get the quick!

I can't, my feet won't move<!>