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Post 201

NexusSeven

All of this music has led me to thinking
As I sit here, beer vessels a-clinking
That it's better by far
If one's sat in a bar
To carry on merrily drinking! smiley - cheers


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Post 202

The Ghost of Polidari

"To Drink, Perchance to dream"
He said with more than a beam
Of a smile on his face
"Is sure no disgrace
And is a truly wonderous scheme."


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Post 203

Lurcher



I`ll drink to that, with a smile
(been doing just that for a while)
Be of good cheer
Consume lots of beer
And get paralytic in style!

smiley - cheers


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Post 204

Metal Chicken

I prefer a good cider to beer
But I'll try a few pints while I'm here
'cause you never can tell
what those publicans sell
till you've tasted them all without fear.


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Post 205

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

It depends on how I am feeling
As to whether the fuel for my reeling
Is cider or beer -
both condusive to cheer -
Sadly vodka is far too revealing.


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Post 206

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

A thing to remember you lot-all (ouch)
When taking it neat from the bottle.
We all enjoy drinking,
Don't drive when you're stinking,
Have 8 hours before hitting the throttle.


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Post 207

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

A guy I worked with was suspected of doing drugs. When the Police raided his room they found copious quantities of powder on the carpet. It turned out to be a clening product.

When he left we did the good old "Stitch up and dig the dirt" speech. In this case it was several Limmericks about his escapades, and the particular verse in mention went something like this.....


Somebody thought you did Crack,
Coz Columbian friends you don't lack.
How we laughed and we choked,
When the sniffer dog croaked,
It O.D.'d upon Shake and Vac!!


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Post 208

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Only one thing to add to this cocktail
Now that we've covered Rock in Detail
and Drugs we have mentioned
To add to the Tension
I'll complete the trio with Sexual

smiley - sorry


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Post 209

Lurcher

The three go together, it`s the truth
(at least it was so in my youth)
For me, those times are past
as I`ve found now, at last
that one of the three is uncouth smiley - winkeye


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Post 210

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

AS Age Passes we start to gain Couth
Unlike wot it was in our Youth
We start to Drink Less
And modify our Dress
Or our Brains will start to Difuse!


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Post 211

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

Too late for my brain you will see,
Mine's barely in con-trol of me.
My fingers do slip,
When typing this quick,
I keep hitting the 2 not the 3.



Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 212

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Oh speak for yourself Argon0
I'll never behave as I ought
To DISgracefully age is my aim
I hope that you are the same.
And may we never ever get caught!


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Post 213

Lurcher


Such philosophies I can relate to
as the years dwindle down to a precious few...(Sorry Frank!)
But despite my endeavour
it seems I could never
Achieve what I once had set out to do smiley - sadface


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Post 214

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Rabbie Burns was once heard to say
That the best plans can all go "aglae"
If you ask me I think
That he slipped with his ink
and he meant Algae - yay or nay?


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Post 215

alji's

For Alji it's a glass of white wine
Or a bottle of red will do fine
But as for the beer
I prefere to stay clear
I'll stick to the fruit of the vine

Alji smiley - zensmiley - wizard


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Post 216

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

But surely the hop is a fruit,
Those little green balls are so cute.
See, drinkin's the game,
Where you pickle your brain,
And spill the odd pint down your suit.


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Post 217

alji's

Ah beer, the brew of the grain
In lands with less sun and more rain
The hop made it bitter
To deter the ale sipper
So I'll stick with the wine of the Seine

Alji smiley - zensmiley - wizard


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Post 218

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

I partake of the fruit of the vine,
I find it is truely sublime.
When put to the test,
I say French is the best,
I prefer it to that of the Rhine.



Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 219

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

"In lands with less sun and more rain"???
You ain't been to Oz it is plain
Cold beer is our brew
But I'd like to tell you
We'll drink either hops, fruit or grain


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Post 220

alji's

'Tis right what you say
Never been down that way
Your tinnies are cold
And your wine is bold
What more can I say? G'day.

Alji smiley - zensmiley - wizard


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