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hey Actually, a Stalinist moustache and a Castro cigar might give you an edge!

How about something like this:




Vote CLIVE '05



Thursd*y



Thing

hang about - lemme make a guide entry to test it in...

oh yes very good.

Any way to use the <SMILEY TYPE = ""/> tags to incorporate some sporks in there maybe?

How about this:




Vote CLIVE '05


Thursd*y


<smiley type="spork"/><smiley type="spork"/>

Personally I'd prefer the "thing" badge if "thing came up from below rather than from the right. Is that possible?

Anyway here's a page to compare the two.

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So Thingites, which campaign button do you want to see more of in this campaign?

I'll try and combine the two.

Got it. This one has "Thing" come up from underneath, and at the same time the s come in from the sides. The s, and "Thing" all collide on the "Thursd*y" at the same time, and once the s are gone, all that's left is "Thing":






Thing


Vote CLIVE '05

Thursd*y

<smiley type="spork"/><smiley type="spork"/>

*takes notes* You don't stand a chance, not against the power of the mighty army of anti thingites

Pah, what hope do you have, you don't even have a badge. We have three already.

three or four badgs? ha ha h a ha! I have forty thousand trained attack badgers!

Badgers can't vote.

Although, if they can then we're in serious trouble.

Badgs can't vote either!

People are vain, and when they see a good badge they say "Hey, that's cool, I'll vote for him, whoever he is." They don't vote for somebody because they have a lot of bagers.

But I don't* want people to vote for me! I don't* want to be president! for the least desirable person for president or any such position of power is the person who wants to hold the post I will campaign on loonacy and win on good natured tulips and rahter nice curtains and papper doyllies and some little things that kinda sort of sit there like you know.?

Clive, you had better start saying something, because 2legs is winning me over here.

Tell me more about this great future you have planned.

and, of course, as a thingite and sporkite and thursdayite myself, I stand for all that is held by yourselves, only in a more kinda lighter purple shade

Light purple?! That's pink!! You're a pinko!!!

I could never vote for a communist.

2legs is a communist?
Excellent.

Communist kinda well, it was more black than pink